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1 wrenchwench  Wed, May 30, 2012 11:23:32am

I think the president should be required to have experience being a mother. So there.

2 Sheila Broflovski  Wed, May 30, 2012 12:00:44pm

re: #1 wrenchwench

I think the president should be required to have experience being a mother. So there.

The President should have given birth at least once.

3 Kragar  Wed, May 30, 2012 12:02:25pm

The President must be just the right height.

4 Gus  Wed, May 30, 2012 12:03:41pm

Oh yeah, Mitt Romney is perfectly normal.

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5 Lidane  Wed, May 30, 2012 12:12:40pm

re: #4 Gus

Oh yeah, Mitt Romney is perfectly normal.

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Yep. Totally level-headed, sane, and not a birther at all.

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6 alansfmd  Wed, May 30, 2012 12:19:18pm

Romney is incapable of saying NO to anything a supporter might say; no matter how absurd.

7 ArchangelMichael  Wed, May 30, 2012 12:19:32pm

What's next? A sign in front of the White House that says: "You must be this tall to ride."

8 Daniel Ballard  Wed, May 30, 2012 12:27:00pm

How about requiring successful business experience as in no bankruptcies. That's it, add a rider, if you have bankrupted a company no White House for you. Looking at YOU Mitt...

9 nines09  Wed, May 30, 2012 12:42:55pm

How about an amendment that you must have a spine? Soul? Brain? Cognitive reasoning? Be a landowner? White? Rich? Baptist? Mitt is full of great ideas. Or is it shit?

10 Iwouldprefernotto  Wed, May 30, 2012 12:51:49pm

Is Romney stoned or stupid?

11 HappyWarrior  Wed, May 30, 2012 1:08:52pm

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re: #10 Iwouldprefernotto

Is Romney stoned or stupid?

Desperate. Always is.

12 euphgeek  Wed, May 30, 2012 1:37:17pm

Mitt Romney continued, "...The constitutional amendment should also say that the president must have gray sideburns, have a first name being the same as a piece of baseball equipment, and be able to rearrange at least some of the letters in his last name to spell 'money'."

13 gummitch  Wed, May 30, 2012 2:52:10pm

For people who prattle about the Constitution on an hourly basis, the Right is remarkably casual about changing it on a whim.

14 moderatelyradicalliberal  Wed, May 30, 2012 4:17:17pm

What a snob.

15 surlymarv  Wed, May 30, 2012 6:05:28pm

So following Romney's "logic", because the President is the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces he must have served in the military to be eligible, right?


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