Oh, You Have 70K Twitter Followers?
Forgive me if you’ve seen this, but I just discovered it. From Holy Taco:
Yesterday we were at a party, and towards the end of the night we went outside to the patio of the bar. Suddenly, a woman came up to us and pointed at some dude sitting down next to her and said, ‘Have you met (can’t remember name because I was drunk), he has 70,000 twitter followers.’ Then I look at the dude and he was like, ‘Yep. 70k, man.’ We started laughing, of course, because we were thinking, ‘No one thinks having twitter followers is cool, so he’s clearly being self deprecating,’ but he wasn’t. He was being completely serious.