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1 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Aug 8, 2012 4:53:56pm

I'm so sad. Maybe they saved some cake for SJS?

Apparently only Jews with faces and personalities were allowed to attend.

2 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Aug 8, 2012 4:57:33pm

And, as a wedding gift, he promised not to sing.

3 Decatur Deb  Wed, Aug 8, 2012 5:08:45pm

The chuppah was just the right height.

4 Mad Prophet Ludwig  Wed, Aug 8, 2012 6:03:15pm

Only the most disconnected and hypocritical Jews would think Romney is more important than the bride. That is a disgrace against Torah. But, then again, if these were Republicans, they already abandoned Jewish values long ago.

The bride is the bride.

5 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Aug 8, 2012 6:45:04pm

re: #4 LudwigVanQuixote

Only the most disconnected and hypocritical Jews would think Romney is more important than the bride. That is a disgrace against Torah. But, then again, if these were Republicans, they already abandoned Jewish values long ago.

The bride is the bride.

I get tweets all the time from dumbasses: "How can you be pro-Israel and pro-Obama?" They believe all that Glen Beck shit.

6 Sophia77  Wed, Aug 8, 2012 10:08:35pm

Also, how come people going in the range 90 mph don't get tickets? Just sayin'...

7 RadicalModerate  Thu, Aug 9, 2012 1:16:22am

And here, we see Romney's campaign staff lying through its teeth.

The campaign contended that while the press van might have hit 90 m.p.h. to catch up with Mr. Romney’s car, the candidate was not traveling that fast.
[...]
[The] motorcade arrived in Lakewood, a city about 60 miles south of [Newark] Airport.
[...]
The pool reporter, Holly Bailey of Yahoo News, noted that a trip that was meant to take over an hour was completed in 45 minutes.

Travelling 60 miles in 45 minutes = 90 MPH.

Then again, math doesn't seem to be one of Romney's strong suits.

Also, FoxNation (who are very much pro-Romney) is reporting the same information, and had this little tidbit as well:

At one point, we passed a school bus where several little kids could been seen standing on their seats to get a glimpse of the motorcade.

[Link: nation.foxnews.com...]

8 Bob Levin  Thu, Aug 9, 2012 6:12:36am

I can't help but think of a few Buster Keaton movies. Too bad there was no film. And too bad there was no Buster Keaton.

9 Destro  Thu, Aug 9, 2012 1:33:22pm

Romney is so clueless I shudder to think what he would do if visiting for Rosh HaShanah services and he is asked if he would like to be the first to "blow the shofar*.


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