Ass Accidentally Shoots Self in Ass in Movie Theater: No One Else Hurt - Deadline.com

General • August 2012 • Views: 1,689

Jeez, just what exhibitors and studios don’t want or need after the Aurora tragedy. A 56-year-old man whom police say has a valid permit to carry a concealed weapon accidentally shot himself in the buttocks inside the Century 14 movie theaters in downtown Sparks on Tuesday night. No one else was hurt as about 30 people were watching The Bourne Legacy. Witnesses told police the man immediately got up, apologized to those around him, and left the theater before cops arrived. He later was found seeking medical treatment at a Reno hospital. Time for metal detectors?

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SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Aug 16, 2012 4:27:38pm

Well, if he has a concealed carry permit, would he have needed to surrender the gun at a metal detector? Company policy?

My question is, what the hell was he doing carrying it loaded in such a manner that it could fall out and accidentally discharge?

Shades of Plaxico Burress.

John Vreeland Thu, Aug 16, 2012 4:50:00pm

No, he was carrying a gun in order to defend himself against all the violent lunatics who are arming themselves even now in order to turn your local cinema into a blood bath.

nines09 Thu, Aug 16, 2012 5:06:48pm

He should be thankful that 5 or 6 or more self defense masters of disaster didn't lock load and unload on sound.

SanFranciscoZionist Thu, Aug 16, 2012 5:14:12pm

re: #2 John Vreeland

No, he was carrying a gun in order to defend himself against all the violent lunatics who are arming themselves even now in order to turn your local cinema into a blood bath.

That was thoughty of him, but the first rule of self-defense with a firearm is: don't shoot yourself in the hiney before the trouble starts.

Second rule of self-defense with a firearm: try not to shoot yourself in the hiney AFTER the trouble starts, either.

Flavia Thu, Aug 16, 2012 10:28:27pm

re: #2 John Vreeland

No, he was carrying a gun in order to defend himself against all the violent lunatics who are arming themselves even now in order to turn your local cinema into a blood bath.

That's sad, because the most likely outcome of his shooting off his firearm in such a situation would be to kill more innocent people. But, don't take my word for it: ask any law enforcement or military personnel you can find.

Bob Levin Fri, Aug 17, 2012 6:06:46am

He should not have been allowed to see The Purple Rose of Cairo. Evidently, it scarred him for, now, life.

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