We Are All Muppets Now
Every participant in the manipulated, rigged stock market is now a muppet.
Just as President Richard Nixon signalled his embrace of endless fiscal stimulus and bottomless deficits by declaring “We are all Keynesians now,” it is now apparent that we are all muppets now, willing participants in a fraudulent, manipulated market in the hopes that we will skim the same outsized gains reaped by the manipulators.
Actually, Nixon said, “I am now a Keynesian in economics,” but the catchier phrase has entered popular history.
Using the word muppets to describe credulous investors who could be ripped off at will originated with investment banking giant Goldman Sachs, where employee Greg Smith famously wrote:
“It makes me ill how callously people [at Goldman Sachs] talk about ripping their clients off.
“Over the last 12 months, I have seen five different managing directors refer to their own clients as ‘muppets’, sometimes over internal email.”
The muppets now include every pension fund, mutual fund, hedge fund and investor with capital in the stock market. We’re all muppets now because we all know the markets are rigged, skimmed by high-frequency trading machines and propped up by officially sanctioned intervention on a grand scale.
Why do we willingly put money into such a rigged bucket shop? For the same reason GS clients gave their money to Goldman Sachs: they wanted a big fat outsized return. We don’t really care now if the market is fraudulent, rigged, or manipulated; all we want is for our shares to keep going up, by whatever means are necessary. If that means fraud and manipulation, so be it.