Babies Kind of Hate Mitt Romney (followed by pictures of cute babies recoiling from Mitt)
Babies Kind of Hate Mitt Romney
Erin Gloria Ryan
There are few things more embarrassing than being asked to hold someone else’s baby only to have that baby immediately explode into hysterics. Chalk it up to the widely accepted notion that small children — like dogs and horses and Jedi — somehow possess an extrasensory level of bullshit detection lost to normal adult humans; the sort of person who is universally unpalatable to babies is the sort of person who might be soul-impoverished. So it’s with a heart heavy with schadenfreude that I report to you that the GOP’s Presidential nominee has met several of America’s babies, and the verdict is in: Mitt Romney will not be winning the Baby Vote. But what does it all mean?