Accused Butt-Chugger Denies Putting Alcohol Up His Butt, Wants You to Know He Is Not Gay
As first reported via internet freakout last week, a University Tennessee student with alcohol poisoning ended up in the emergency room after, allegedly, a night spent butt chugging. For those of you who have not been following along, butt chugging is basically an alcohol enema; enterprising students supposedly shove a tube up their asses and consume the booze rectally. It gets you totally wasted, obviously, and maybe makes you walk funny the next day.
The student in question, Alex “please don’t Google me” Broughton, vehemently denies any butt chugging and, rather, says that he was participating in Pi Kappa Alpha’s Tour de Franzia, wherein students remove the bag of wine from its box and then hold it up, beer-bong style, for their friends to chug. A different kind of chugging, no butts involved.Also, Broughton’s lawyer, Daniel McGehee, wants you to know that Alex Broughton “is a straight man. And he thinks the idea and concept of butt chugging is repulsive.” (Emphasis ours, because his sexuality and opinion of sticking stuff up his ass are what’s really important here.)