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1 Origuy  Thu, Oct 4, 2012 8:30:53am

And in this week's South Park, Cartman gets a Hoverround so he can jump the lines at the airport and Disneyland.

2 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Oct 4, 2012 9:23:44am

re: #1 Origuy

And in this week's South Park, Cartman gets a Hoverround so he can jump the lines at the airport and Disneyland.

But then he received a righteous beatdown from Michelle Obama.

3 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Oct 4, 2012 10:01:55am

Also, there is a reason that elderly disabled people get assistance in the security line. Because if we were ahead of you in line entirely on our own we would take like ten times longer than everyone else to untie our shoes, unload all our stuff, unpack our laptop, stumble through the metal detector WITHOUT WEARING OUR FOOT BRACES, then gathering all our stuff together and putting our shoes back on AND GETTING OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY OF OTHER PASSENGERS.

Really, we are not looking for "cuts" in line, we get assistance to make the line move more efficiently.

4 Sionainn  Thu, Oct 4, 2012 1:10:48pm

This bothers me because it could be taking away wheelchairs and assistants from people who actually need the service. It's despicable.

5 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Thu, Oct 4, 2012 3:27:05pm

Perhaps they could explain their reasons to my friend Mamie.

She's three and in her first wheelchair. She will never walk. Her parents are currently practicing tough love to get her to learn to roll her own chair.

I'm sure their reasons will make great sense to her.


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