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1 dragonfire1981  Sat, Oct 13, 2012 7:08:33pm

Ok, so how many demons does Romney have?

2 nines09  Sat, Oct 13, 2012 7:24:16pm

He has the "gift". He has the feeling. He has a PhD. He has the head trauma.

3 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Oct 13, 2012 8:05:30pm

It's either a gift from God, or it can be learned from a how-to book. How can it be both?

(I spent some time at one point reading Rapture Ready. Some of these folks with the demon problems are really quite alarming.)

4 b_sharp  Sat, Oct 13, 2012 8:24:31pm

Nut case.

5 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Sat, Oct 13, 2012 8:59:29pm

re: #3 SanFranciscoZionist

It's either a gift from God, or it can be learned from a how-to book. How can it be both?

(I spent some time at one point reading Rapture Ready. Some of these folks with the demon problems are really quite alarming.)

My favorite "Demon story" (though not from Rapture Ready) is still this one...

Leviathon is a spirit I have battled as well. It was a hard battle but was won. It was about four months or more ago. My wife and I were in McDonalds and were having a conversation with an angel and Leviathon had come up. I told the angel that i wanted to fight this demon and he said I could. On the way back to the hotel I asked the angel if he could bring the demon to a predestinated place and he said yes. I figured that since Leviathon was from the depths of the sea he would be used to the cold water so I filled the tub up with scalding hot water and blessed the water. The angels (there were two now) brought Leviathon bound to the tub and fought with me. We all pulled our swords from our hips and began running this demon through with all my strength and everything I had. I would say it took atleast half an hour or more. We were all spent but the battle was won.

nautical999

BTW: If you look at the link you will see that the guy who wrote this is actually a moderator on the site!

6 Romantic Heretic  Sat, Oct 13, 2012 9:50:42pm

First of all, I've had several e-books published. Does that make me an "author"? Asking because it took a lot of work and several rounds of editing to get them to market.

On topic: Generally people who see demons suffer from a severe brain chemical dysfunction. I don't think this guy falls outside the general in this case.

7 wheat-dogg  Sun, Oct 14, 2012 7:39:33am

re: #5 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You

Borderline schizophrenic, if not already over the borderline. Trust me on this. I lived with one who talked to God, and God talked back. Usually not in my favor.


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