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1 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 5:55:01pm

That's fairly hilarious.

2 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 6:07:14pm

Australia's unofficial response...

To The Republicans...

They got burned last time with saying they were going to Canada so this time they picked an even dumber location, amazing derpitude.

3 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 6:24:15pm

re: #2 ghazidor

Australia's unofficial response...

To The Republicans...

They got burned last time with saying they were going to Canada so this time they picked an even dumber location, amazing derpitude.

Wingnuts have a real problem when they say they're going to leave. I mean, moonbats can pick any spot in more-or-less-Western Europe, and it's going to be, you know, socialist and stuff, so way cool.

For the wingnuts, the world is harder. There's the places that are far more socialist and nanny-statish than we will ever be. They don't wanna go there. Then there is the Third World. They kind of want to go there, but only if they had enough money to live on a gated estate, and that's kind of hard for most of them. And then there are places that just aren't healthy places for an American to be, and so culturally distant that they have no chance of managing there.

4 Skip Intro  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 6:34:14pm
For the wingnuts, the world is harder. There's the places that are far more socialist and nanny-statish than we will ever be. They don't wanna go there.

Like this girl, they do want to go there. It's just that they're so damn dumb that they don't know those places are far more "everything" they hate about the US than the US is.

Look at the pompous blowhard Rush Limbaugh, who said he'd leave the country if the ACA was still in place in five years. At where did Limbaugh say he'd go? Costa Rica, a country that has a full-blown single payer national health system.

5 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 6:42:54pm

re: #4 Skip Intro

Like this girl, they do want to go there. It's just that they're so damn dumb that they don't know those places are far more "everything" they hate about the US than the US is.

Look at the pompous blowhard Rush Limbaugh, who said he'd leave the country if the ACA was still in place in five years. At where did Limbaugh say he'd go? Costa Rica, a country that has a full-blown single payer national health system.

Well, that's the Third World fantasy. He never intended to assimilate, or learn the language, or do any of the shit his ilk think immigrants to the US must do. He planned to live in a big house, insulated from everything by his money, so what Costa Ricans had was irrelevant, the point was the fantasy that he was being protected from having to pay a penny of his money for anything he didn't choose to. Wouldn't have worked, since I assume Costa Rica also has taxes. But it's a fantasy. One Limbaugh would never really go through with, but he could. Most wingnuts are struggling-middle-class like the rest of us, and couldn't possibly.

6 Destro  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 6:51:32pm

re: #1 SanFranciscoZionist

re: #2 ghazidor

re: #4 Skip Intro

Is this her?

7 Destro  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 6:53:58pm

re: #4 Skip Intro

Like this girl, they do want to go there. It's just that they're so damn dumb that they don't know those places are far more "everything" they hate about the US than the US is.

Look at the pompous blowhard Rush Limbaugh, who said he'd leave the country if the ACA was still in place in five years. At where did Limbaugh say he'd go? Costa Rica, a country that has a full-blown single payer national health system.

Rush likes to visit places where there is sex tourism it seems.......

8 Skip Intro  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 7:07:24pm

re: #6 Destro

She's the one I thought of too.

9 HappyWarrior  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 7:23:23pm

Gotta love the Aussies.

10 Tommy B  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 7:52:33pm

Surely this was a case of trolling. At least, I hope it was.

If she is planning to migrate to Australia, it's only fair to warn her about the dangers posed by hoop snakes and drop bears.

11 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 10:01:34pm

re: #10 Tommy B

Surely this was a case of trolling. At least, I hope it was.

If she is planning to migrate to Australia, it's only fair to warn her about the dangers posed by hoop snakes and drop bears.

Not a troll, and she was by no means alone...here are 37 others...

[Link: www.buzzfeed.com...]

12 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 10:32:16pm

What I am really curious about, and maybe someone can help me out, why Australia? Is there some misinformation about Australia being a backward, gun toting, no tolerance for socialized health care, extreme fundamentalist Christian Nation?

13 Eclectic Infidel  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 10:45:23pm

Best story of the day.

14 Kruk  Wed, Nov 7, 2012 11:31:23pm

re: #12 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate

What I am really curious about, and maybe someone can help me out, why Australia? Is there some misinformation about Australia being a backward, gun toting, no tolerance for socialized health care, extreme fundamentalist Christian Nation?

Several New Zealanders walk away while whistling innnocently...


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