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1 Vicious Babushka  Thu, Nov 8, 2012 10:57:01am

Even if they do manage to build a FTL craft to get to this planet, those 20-foot-tall HD40307s will kick their earthling asses.

2 TDG2112  Thu, Nov 8, 2012 11:41:42am

re: #1 Vicious Babushka

The planet is 6 times the size of Earth. Not sure if that means mass or what, but surely it means much higher gravity. So more than likely any life there will be shorter than us.

3 Bentis Fughazi  Thu, Nov 8, 2012 12:06:03pm

re: #2 TDG2112

The planet is 6 times the size of Earth. Not sure if that means mass or what, but surely it means much higher gravity. So more than likely any life there will be shorter than us.

They'd still kick our arses though. They'd be strong.

4 steve_davis  Thu, Nov 8, 2012 2:22:20pm

re: #3 Mentis Fugit

They'd still kick our arses though. They'd be strong.

"We have an audio link from the alien craft, Grand MoostaFoosta."

"Put it on the speakers, and let us _all_ hear what the impudent human race has to say for itself."

(Human Race): "Uhm....yeah, dude? Can one of you guys beam over and pop the top off this utterly gnarly bottle of pasta sauce?"


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