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1 SanFranciscoZionist  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 4:53:31pm

People, people, we've been over this. You know that new Daniel Day-Lewis movie coming out? Yeah, that. We've been over this. The answer is still no.

2 William Barnett-Lewis  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 4:59:47pm

^^^+1000

What we should do is sponsor democratic emigration to Texas and hasten the demographic end of the Republican party there.

3 RadicalModerate  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 5:06:47pm

No, no, no. A thousand times NO.

There are a LOT of sane voters in the state of Texas, and the demographics are rapidly changing, even with the rightwingers' attempts to tilt the playing field. By 2016 - 2020 at the latest, the number of Latino voters will more than offset the neo-Confederate uber-religious old white guys who are currently running the state.

Honestly, we just need to get a couple of witty, intelligent Texans to fill the void that the passings of Ann Richards and Molly Ivins left.

4 Skip Intro  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 5:28:28pm

I see that Louisiana has just jumped on board the succession bandwagon, too.

If they leave, can we have back all the billions we spent there on hurricanes Katrina and Issac?

5 SpaceJesus  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 5:52:36pm

signed. please leave.

6 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 6:46:56pm

Um HELLO! I am still in Texas. So are a few others here! Don't do this to us!
Texas is actually a pretty great state once you get past the crazies, and has the potential to be even better.

7 Skip Intro  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 6:57:55pm

re: #6 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate

Um HELLO! I am still in Texas. So are a few others here! Don't do this to us!
Texas is actually a pretty great state once you get past the crazies, and has the potential to be even better.

You're not going to get off that easily. I just read that a third generation Bush from the Florida Bushs has just filed papers to run for some Texas office. I'd be willing to jettison the whole state just to stop that cancer from affecting the rest of the US.

8 Destro  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 7:36:46pm

We petition the obama administration to:

I notice they did not capitalize Obama.......

9 Destro  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 7:38:08pm

re: #4 Skip Intro

I see that Louisiana has just jumped on board the succession bandwagon, too.

If they leave, can we have back all the billions we spent there on hurricanes Katrina and Issac?

I say they can leave as soon as they pay us back for Katrina and Issac, plus interests. We are not communists after all.......

10 Skip Intro  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 7:57:04pm

re: #9 Destro

I say they can leave as soon as they pay us back for Katrina and Issac, plus interests. We are not communists after all.......

They owe us more than that. Since Louisiana is one of the "taker" states, they owe the rest of us around $203 billion for the last 15 years or so of taking more federal money than they pay in.

11 lostlakehiker  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 8:06:01pm

Over my dead body will Texas secede. Most of us feel the same way. This idea is going nowhere.

12 Tigger2  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 8:07:25pm

re: #6 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate

Um HELLO! I am still in Texas. So are a few others here! Don't do this to us!
Texas is actually a pretty great state once you get past the crazies, and has the potential to be even better.

You better hurry and get to some other state before they withdraw , Or you will have to get on a waiting list to emigrate to the U.S. lol

13 Lidane  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 8:10:00pm

re: #6 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate

Um HELLO! I am still in Texas. So are a few others here! Don't do this to us!
Texas is actually a pretty great state once you get past the crazies, and has the potential to be even better.

Seriously.

Just because a bunch of ignorant motherfuckers in this state don't know their own history and think we can just secede at will or split into a bunch of states or whatever because Texas is supposedly a special snowflake unto its own doesn't mean that all of us in Texas agree with them.

Personally, I'd rather see these pro-secessionist dipshits self-deport to Somalia or whatever other sovereign citizen paradise they want to live in and leave the rest of us alone.

14 CriticalDragon1177  Sat, Nov 10, 2012 11:22:40pm

Skip Intro,

Do these guys really want to start another civil war? Its not like the US is a dictatorship. They don't have to leave the country to have their voices heard.


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