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1 HappyWarrior  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 10:05:07am

This is so true.

2 Zasta Krockett  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 10:16:57am

This segment is genius.

3 Tigger2  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 10:54:33am

America has been changing from the first day it was founded, I don't know why some people don't understand that, and are scared of it.

4 CriticalDragon1177  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 11:26:14am

Charleston Chew,

Bill O'reilly should listen to Jon Stewart on this, America is hardly going to be destroyed by new immigrants.

5 Destro  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 11:39:10am

re: #1 HappyWarrior

re: #2 Zasta Krockett

re: #3 Tigger2

re: #4 CriticalDragon1177

[breaking up a fight] Cut it out! Cut it out! Cut it out! The hell's the matter with you?! Stupid! We're all very different people. We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts! Here's proof: his nose is cold! But there's no animal that's more faithful, that's more loyal, more loveable than the mutt. Who saw "Old Yeller?" Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end? [raises his hand] Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot? I'm sure. [hands are reluctantly raised] I cried my eyes out. So we're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army. We're mutants. There's something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us - we're soldiers. But we're American soldiers! We've been kicking ass for 200 years! We're 10 and 1! Now we don't have to worry about whether or not we practiced. We don't have to worry about whether Captain Stillman wants to have us hung. All we have to do is to be the great American fighting soldier that is inside each one of us. Now do what I do, and say what I say. And make me proud.
[edit] - Stripes (film)


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