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1 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 8:09:08am

Da, Comrade Destro, times are good.
As future UN Commissioner for Lubbock County, I look forward as well to the profits we will reap converting their golf courses into marijuana farms, auctioning off their SUVs for salvage, and converting their churches into recreational centers for the UN troops.

2 Destro  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 8:13:06am

re: #1 Shiplord Kirel

Don't forget all the free UN sponsored abortions and condoms, comrade!

3 Grendeler  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 8:58:03am

re: #2 re: #1

Um, guys, what about the coming racism against "the white man"?
Will the weaker sex finally be in charge?
Will people with names we currently find foreign, difficult to say or funny be telling us where to work and for how much?
Will we need to learn to speak something other then American?
Will we have to learn to eat spicy foreign food, or worse low fat healthy food?
Might need to start getting prepared...

4 Destro  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 9:20:34am

Evidence I am a 5th columnist.....

A) I have Southern/Eastern European complexion (even though I am Scottish nobility) so I can pass for swarthy....

B) I, for one, welcome female domination (that sounds wrong).....

C) I have a funny foreign name for Americans to pronounce and I work for Europeans who insist I get 4 weeks paid vacation. Those evil bastards.

D) I speak un-American languages

E) I lose weight every time I eat food in Europe and gain weight eating food in America. The same food.

Let the chem trails fall where they may!!!!

5 Shiplord Kirel  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 9:26:35am

re: #3 Grendeler

re: #1

Um, guys, what about the coming racism against "the white man"?
Will the weaker sex finally be in charge?
Will people with names we currently find foreign, difficult to say or funny be telling us where to work and for how much?
Will we need to learn to speak something other then American?
Will we have to learn to eat spicy foreign food, or worse low fat healthy food?
Might need to start getting prepared...

All that and better. But let them prepare. We have apocalyptic entrepreneurship down to a science: We are also heavily invested in arms and ammunition, freeze-dried food, and portable generators. Once we have re-possessed them from our customers, these items will come in handy at the FEMA camps and re-forestation labor centers.

6 Destro  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 9:27:45am

re: #5 Shiplord Kirel

I am selling gold at huge mark up prices and all I am asking for is soon to be worthless dollars.

How can you resist?

7 Dark_Falcon  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 12:23:44pm

Upding for treating the clownish Dick Morris in the manner he deserves.

8 calochortus  Fri, Nov 16, 2012 12:52:24pm

I don't suppose we'll really notice here in the SF Bay Area-we sold out long ago.


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