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1 stabby  Sat, Dec 1, 2012 1:46:27pm

Right wingers should know better than to make what the SEC calls "forward looking statements" because they're gonna lose credibility one of these days.

Imagine what's gonna happen to the Republican's credibility and power structure if we get to the point where the oceans are clearly rising and we're losing beach-front property.

2 sagehen  Sat, Dec 1, 2012 1:51:09pm

re: #1 stabby

Right wingers should know better than to make what the SEC calls "forward looking statements" because they're gonna lose credibility one of these days.

Imagine what's gonna happen to the Republican's credibility and power structure if when we get to the point where the oceans are clearly rising and we're losing beach-front property.

FTFY

3 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Sat, Dec 1, 2012 3:00:06pm

re: #1 stabby

Right wingers should know better than to make what the SEC calls "forward looking statements" because they're gonna lose credibility one of these days.

You mean just like how they lost credibility with their base as the party of fiscal conservativeness after thirty years of only using it as a slogan while they spent trillions we didn't have and simultaneously cut taxes? Oh right, that never happened, the mouth breathers still believe them despite past history and all the evidence to the contrary.

Your forgetting that reality and responsibility do not apply to them. Once AGW gets so bad that they can no longer pretend it doesn't exist they will simply turn around and blame the democrats for not doing anything to stop it earlier. Then accuse them of being the only ones in the pocket of the energy companies, normal DARVO tactics they use almost daily.

Their tribal base of followers will eat it up and believe every word they say just like they always do. No, I'm not kidding, not one little bit. :(

4 stabby  Sat, Dec 1, 2012 3:08:38pm

Well I would have hoped that, by now, they'd have learned that trickle down economics doesn't work. But here they just lost an election claiming that if they only lowered taxes on the billionaires a little more then unicorns would appear and shit rainbows and jobs out their asses.

Instead they're trying to call stupidity "biblical economics"

Face fucking palm.

5 Romantic Heretic  Sat, Dec 1, 2012 3:59:58pm

Beck only has a problem with this if it's a 'leftist' dictator. He'll be fine if it's someone who makes being a Democrat a capital crime.

6 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Dec 1, 2012 4:59:38pm

re: #5 Romantic Heretic

Beck only has a problem with this if it's a 'leftist' dictator. He'll be fine if it's someone who makes being a Democrat a capital crime.

No, he wouldn't. Glenn Beck will never be happy with the party in power, because if he were he'd stop being a "freedom fighter" and would then be part of "the party establishment". And being a show host supporting the part in power is a good bit less fun, since you have to focus less on protest and more on actually getting things done.

7 sauceruney  Sat, Dec 1, 2012 5:22:04pm

Sounds like he's been drinking from that mason jar.

8 nines09  Sat, Dec 1, 2012 6:25:12pm

Glenn Beck is plant food for noxious vines. You have to be beyond damaged to agree with him. He makes total jerkoffs look good. Laughing all the way to the bank. What can you say that hasn't been said? " Glenn has class". Asswipe is too kind a word.

9 Major Tom  Sun, Dec 2, 2012 8:39:15am

This is just an extension of, and a nod to, the "Obama will alter the constitution and serve 3 terms" conspiracy theory.


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