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1 Locker  Thu, Dec 6, 2012 7:13:28am

Can't these fools just cover all their bases? Pray AND take em to the hospital, it's not that hard.

2 aagcobb  Thu, Dec 6, 2012 7:45:06am

This is why all laws allowing parents to rely on faith healing instead of medicine should be repealed.

3 Skip Intro  Thu, Dec 6, 2012 9:03:12am

So people practicing their superstition resulted in a bad outcome for the victim. Who could possibly have foreseen that?

4 Skip Intro  Thu, Dec 6, 2012 10:23:10am

re: #1 Locker

Can't these fools just cover all their bases? Pray AND take em to the hospital, it's not that hard.

No, they can't, because that would show a lack of faith in their god. Anyway, every life belongs to god, so it's none of our business when he decides to take it away again.

5 Jolo5309  Thu, Dec 6, 2012 11:38:04am

re: #3 Skip Intro

So people practicing their superstition resulted in a bad outcome for the victim. Who could possibly have foreseen that?

atheists, rational people

Oh, was this a rhetorical question?

6 Majacita  Thu, Dec 6, 2012 3:09:28pm

If God is in charge of everyone's health care, then why isn't the miracle they're praying for that the doctors and researchers find the cure? Why does God have to waste time dealing with every individual illness, when he can do a miracle wholesale?

7 aagcobb  Thu, Dec 6, 2012 3:52:08pm

re: #6 Majacita

If God is in charge of everyone's health care, then why isn't the miracle they're praying for that the doctors and researchers find the cure? Why does God have to waste time dealing with every individual illness, when he can do a miracle wholesale?

There is a story about a guy who drowns because during a flood he refused to leave in his neighbor's car, in a boat and finally a helicopter, because he's waiting for God to rescue him. When he gets to the Pearly Gates, he asks St. Peter why God forsook him, and St. Peter replied, "He sent you a car, a boat and a helicopter, what more do you want?"


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