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1 Skip Intro  Sat, Dec 8, 2012 8:47:11am
Parishioners collected the so-called Holy Water others drank it hoping it would cure ailments.

But rationalist and atheist Sanal Edamaruku investigated, and said it was actually sewage water percolating through the statue, because of a leaky water pipe.

Poetic justice for the terminally superstitious.

2 sauceruney  Sat, Dec 8, 2012 9:38:29am

but but but... God made the pipe leak so Jesus would cry... or something

3 Ace-o-aces  Sat, Dec 8, 2012 9:56:04am

I imagine that if it were Muslims going after Sanal, right-wing blogs would be going into convulsions while screaming "SHARIA!!!". But since it's the Catholic Church, they suddenly don't seem concerned with blasphemy laws.

4 Eclectic Infidel  Sat, Dec 8, 2012 12:33:14pm

Wow. Not just rainwater, but sewage water. Yikes.

5 abolitionist  Sat, Dec 8, 2012 1:10:10pm

I imagine if anyone in India were to quote any of the NT passages referring to Jesus as a "Son of Man" he/she would be in shitty water too. What has happened to Sanal Edamaruku is very definitely un-christian.

6 Destro  Sat, Dec 8, 2012 2:17:41pm

But rationalist and atheist Sanal Edamaruku investigated, and said it was actually sewage water percolating through the statue, because of a leaky water pipe.

Holy shit!!!!

7 Skip Intro  Sat, Dec 8, 2012 4:13:25pm

re: #6 Destro

But rationalist and atheist Sanal Edamaruku investigated, and said it was actually sewage water percolating through the statue, because of a leaky water pipe.

Holy shit!!!!

God loves a good joke. See the Book of Job for more.


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