Singer Adele busted in secret long term plot to elect her kid prez of USA. Fails to file birth cert with UK authorities

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Singer Adele busted in secret long term plot to elect her kid prez of USA. Fails to file birth cert with UK authorities

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The UK authorities busted and fined singer Adele for failure to file her baby’s birth certificate in what I can only surmise is a plot by Adele to get her child elected 4 decades from now as the prez of America.

We are on to you, Adele!!!

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Adele’s failure to file baby’s birth certificate results in fine

December 10th, 2012 by Elliott Z. Carmichael | Permalink

Adele has been fined $1,600 for failing to register the birth of her son with her local register’s office in the United Kingdom.

Much like the U.S., most parents register the birth of their newborn at the hospital that they’re born in. It is believed that Adele declined the formal registration in effort to keep details about the baby’s birth private.

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wheat-dogghazi Tue, Dec 18, 2012 8:10:33am

I may be drawn and quartered for saying this, but I really don't like Adele's singing. Can't put my finger on it. Just a gut reaction.

Destro Tue, Dec 18, 2012 8:16:23am

re: #1 wheat-dogghazi

I actually am bothered by the fact that when she speaks she sounds like a 19th cockney chimney sweeper but sings like a 60s era black woman. What's up with that?

CriticalDragon1177 Tue, Dec 18, 2012 8:19:55am

Destro,

And right wing idiots think that Obama could have been born in Kenya and somehow faked his birth certificate and ran for President, and gotten elected, even through he wouldn't qualify, and have gotten away with it.

Destro Tue, Dec 18, 2012 8:40:10am

re: #3 CriticalDragon1177

Think? Right wing idiots KNOW Obama was born in Kenya, Either that or this is how they get to say the N word in polite company and remind their base that Obama is black.

Dark_Falcon Tue, Dec 18, 2012 8:50:16am

re: #2 Destro

I actually am bothered by the fact that when she speaks she sounds like a 19th cockney chimney sweeper but sings like a 60s era black woman. What's up with that?

Lots of singers sing differently than they speak, though in some cases that's the autotune at work.

Destro Tue, Dec 18, 2012 9:09:06am

re: #5 Dark_Falcon

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Why Do British Singers Sound American, Like Adele on "Skyfall"?

Holidays are Family Fun Time Tue, Dec 18, 2012 10:02:50am

She's had professional training. Probably has the ability to do a lot of accents when singing.

IIRC, singing and talking are carried out by two different parts of the brain. That's why stroke patients who cannot talk can often sing.

Holidays are Family Fun Time Tue, Dec 18, 2012 10:13:50am

singing and speaking brain parts

I find it all very interesting . .

Bulworth Tue, Dec 18, 2012 11:28:12am

Question, do we know how long this not filing of birth certificates has been going on in England and other countries? Do we have any idea how many potential foreign Manchurian no birth certificate on file people might be growing up here, waiting their turn to be candidates? CRISIS! /

Holidays are Family Fun Time Tue, Dec 18, 2012 11:49:00am

re: #9 Bulworth

Question, do we know how long this not filing of birth certificates has been going on in England and other countries? Do we have any idea how many potential foreign Manchurian no birth certificate on file people might be growing up here, waiting their turn to be candidates? CRISIS! /

Oh, since Obama was elected, obviously.

lawhawk Tue, Dec 18, 2012 1:04:29pm

Dude, rumor has it you're so rolling in the deep end with this. /

jc717 Tue, Dec 18, 2012 1:45:38pm

re: #7 Holidays are Family Fun Time

She's had professional training. Probably has the ability to do a lot of accents when singing.

IIRC, singing and talking are carried out by two different parts of the brain. That's why stroke patients who cannot talk can often sing.

Yep, and people who stutter can usually sing without problems.

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