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1 EPR-radar  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:52:31pm

Yesterday, I was considering how an Onion writer might respond to this.

Two ideas I came up with are "must carry" (every able bodied adult required to carry), and "two nukes in every garage".

Barton has here proposed the private nuclear weapons, and some other RW nut has already proposed must carry.

These freaks are getting very hard to parody. I suppose toddlers open carry in schools is the last frontier.

2 thecommodore  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 2:58:13pm

re: #1 EPR-radar

I suppose toddlers open carry in schools is the last frontier.

An armed pre-school is a polite pre-school.

3 Cankles McCellulite  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 4:18:54pm

re: #2 thecommodore

No one has ever tried to shoot up a Biker Pre-School.

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4 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 6:03:07pm

David Barton = Constitutional History EPIC FAIL.

5 Achilles Tang  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 7:35:50pm

Scalia thinks the operative word is not carry but bear, whatever the distinction. We have a literalist fruit on the supreme court. Don't forget it.

6 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Dec 19, 2012 8:02:13pm

re: #5 Achilles Tang

Scalia thinks the operative word is not carry but bear, whatever the distinction. We have a literalist fruit on the supreme court. Don't forget it.

Just don't compare Scalia to Barton. Scalia isn't a 'Tenther' nor is he hateful as that Barton is.


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