Fox News Scoops Obama's Hawaii Roots: Big Afro, African Father, Lazy People, Pot and Prostitution

Fox News Scoops Obama’s Hawaii Roots: Big Afro, African Father, Lazy People, Pot and Prostitution

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Fox News Scoops Obama’s Hawaii Roots: Big Afro, African Father, Lazy People, Pot and Prostitution

Fox News host Bill O’Reilly sent his best ambush journalist to Hawaii this week to get the scoop on President Barack Obama’s roots ahead of his Christmas vacation and found out about a guy named Barry who had a “big afro,” and and “African father” who “talked about Kenya” and lived on an Island with lazy people, lots of marijuana and prostitution.

In a segment that aired on Thursday’s O’Reilly Factor, Fox News producer Jesse Watters put on a polo shirt, turned up the collar and hit the beach to talk to women in bikinis in hopes of finding out the truth about Barack Obama.

Gotta love the high quality news standard over there at Fox.

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18 comments

Skip Intro Fri, Dec 21, 2012 2:03:44pm

Wow. That's a new low, even by Fox's non-existent standards.

A Mom Anon Fri, Dec 21, 2012 2:24:48pm

WTF? So he went to the beach to find out what exactly? Seems to me most of the locals who have lived there long enough to actually know the President probably aren't hanging out with the tourists and surfers on the beach, unless they are working(surf lessons, boat tours and rentals,etc). Nice excuse to go to Hawaii for the holidays guys.

Idiots.

HappyWarrior Fri, Dec 21, 2012 2:30:59pm

Really Fox? Maybe we can find out about "George", the RNC chairman's son who spent time boozing and doing drugs too. Fuck Fox.

Decatur Deb Fri, Dec 21, 2012 2:34:12pm

re: #3 HappyWarrior

Really Fox? Maybe we can find out about "George", the RNC chairman's son who spent time boozing and doing drugs too. Fuck Fox.

Even as a kid, the Prez was smart enough to know he could get re-elected with the 53% of his generation that spent time boozing and toking.

majii Fri, Dec 21, 2012 3:27:48pm

I guess winning re-election with @51% of the vote is still not enough for Fox because the POTUS is still a scary black male. I don't think O'Reilly and the others at Fox can accept the fact that a majority of Americans don't see President Obama the way they see him.

EPR-radar Fri, Dec 21, 2012 7:45:38pm

This is dog shit.

Why anybody who isn't a professional GOP hack pretends that Fox News is a legit news operation is beyond comprehension

Kruk Fri, Dec 21, 2012 7:46:19pm

Actually, Fox is just being smart and playing the long electoral game.

You see, it take 270 electoral votes to win the White House.

In 2008, Obama won 365 electoral votes.

in 2012, after four years of attacks on him, he only won 332.

At this rate, he'll squeak in 2016 with under 300 electoral votes.

By 2020, Obama will only get 266 votes, and our man will take the white house.

You see, guys, it's a brilliant (if long term) plan.

Hey, where are you all going?

Guys?

Hello?

moderatelyradicalliberal Fri, Dec 21, 2012 8:46:50pm

Would this be the same Jesse Waters that donated $500 to Obama's 2012 campaign?

Destro Sat, Dec 22, 2012 12:23:10am

and lived on an Island with lazy people, lots of marijuana and prostitution.

In other words, Obama was born in paradise.....

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Dark_Falcon Sat, Dec 22, 2012 3:28:13am

re: #10 Destro

Is that kind of vulgar sexual innuendo really needed? It seems to me more likely to ruin the prospect of discussion.

Destro Sat, Dec 22, 2012 12:13:21pm

re: #11 Dark_Falcon

It is if it's funny. And it is funny because it is true.

CuriousLurker Sat, Dec 22, 2012 12:19:29pm

re: #11 Dark_Falcon

Is that kind of vulgar sexual innuendo really needed? It seems to me more likely to ruin the prospect of discussion.

It's not innuendo, it's plain vulgarity.

re: #12 Destro

It is if it's funny. And it is funny because it is true.

It isn't funny nor is it clever. I don't come to LGF to read that sort of trash.

Destro Mon, Dec 24, 2012 9:57:44pm

re: #13 CuriousLurker

Vulgar means common. There is nothing wrong with it.

CuriousLurker Tue, Dec 25, 2012 11:04:38am

re: #14 Destro

Vulgar means common. There is nothing wrong with it.

Don't play your word games with me. You know damned well it has more than one meaning. I'm not going to waste time having some inane argument with you. If there was nothing wrong with what you wrote, then it wouldn't have gotten deleted.

Destro Wed, Dec 26, 2012 9:55:11am

re: #15 CuriousLurker

Whatever, god worshiper.

CuriousLurker Wed, Dec 26, 2012 2:10:12pm

re: #16 Destro