The Gunslinging Sheriff Arpaio’s Prayer for American Schools
Given the news story that infamous AZ sheriff Arpaio plans to deploy armed volunteer posse to schools, let us hear the supplication as all righteous Arizonan sheriffs and their deputies gather each day to pray:
“Our Gunsmith who art in heaven,
hollow-pointed be thy name.
Your automatically loaded kingdom come,
your marksmanship be done,
on earth as it is in heaven’s firing range.
Give us this day our daily load,
and forgive us our misfires,
as we also have forgiven our wetted powder.
And lead us not into gun control,
but deliver us from LIBRULS!.”