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1 Tigger2  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 8:59:37am

LOL what idiots. Food stamp mobs. reguler price $97 down to Today $39 must not have been that many takers if the rubes wait it will be $19.95 and if you call with in 10 min you will get two booklets for the price of one. rotflmao

2 Randall Gross  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 9:02:43am

There are a lot of rubes out there who will be handing this guy and his boss jock voice a lot of money.

3 iceweasel  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 10:32:56am

I hope people watch the video, or at least as much of it as one can take. Lots of babbling about "Marshal Law" (sic) and "urban warfare gangs" rioting over the lack of food stamps-- it's pretty clearly a euphemism for BLACK PEOPLE! Aieeeee!

4 Mich-again  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 10:36:24am

NO RICE KRISPIES!

5 calochortus  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 10:52:59am

"Jason, Richards"? I suppose that comma means they can't come after him for income taxes or something.

And why do you need to have your sound on when all that is on the video is text? The same words as the voice over. Is this a learn-to-read video?

Plastic graves? I'm sorry, I can't take any more of this.

6 jaunte  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 11:08:18am

"IF YOU ARE A NAYSAYER, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE NOW."
"Enjoy your summer at Camp Fema!"

7 shecky  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 11:24:06am

That's one humongous coffin.

8 nines09  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 11:45:16am

I cannot watch the video. Or should I say I refuse to watch the video. I can only take so much stupit with a "T". So what would be more distressing? Discovering your next door neighbors were on....
A= The Jerry Springer Show (with their kids) "Bill? I'm in a relationship with our dog."
B= Dooms Day Preppers (with their kids) "Good news kids. Fresh. Roadkill. Yum."

9 wrenchwench  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 11:48:01am

Video won't play for me, but I did enjoy this:

Get meds for nearly any illness (including diabetes, ulcer and even mercury intoxication!)... for a dirt-cheap price... without even going to the pharmacy (you don't want to support the billion dollar pharma industry!)

Of course you don't want to support the industry that came up with the drugs you depend on!

10 jaunte  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 11:56:37am

Popular Mechanics:

CLAIM: "500,000 plastic air-tight coffins in the middle of Atlanta Georgia. Apparently the Government is expecting a Half Million people to die relatively soon, and the Atlanta Airport is a major airline traffic hub, probably the biggest in the country, which means Georgia is a prime base to conduct military operations and coordination. It is also the home of the CDC, the Center for Disease Control. I don't want to alarm anyone, but usually you don't buy 500,000 plastic coffins 'just in case something happens,' you buy them because you know something is going to happen. These air tight seal containers would be perfect to bury victims of plague or biological warfare in, wouldn't they?"

FACT: The black polypropylene products purported to be coffins are grave liners, or burial vaults, manufactured by Convington, Ga.-based Vantage Products. (In this case, they are examples of the company's Standard Air Seal model.) The use of a burial vault, which prevents the collapse of cemetery ground and protects the casket, is a common requirement when a body is interred.

The filmed lot in Madison, Ga., is a Vantage storage facility. Of the 900,000 or so in-ground burials in the U.S. each year, a small percentage of those people prearranged their own caskets and vaults--which Vanguard holds at the storage facility until the appropriate time. According to company Vice President of Operations Michael Lacey, there are approximately 50,000 vaults in storage in Madison. "It's nowhere near the quantity they talk about on the Internet," he told the local Morgan County Citizen newspaper. Furthermore, Lacey has said the company maintains detailed records of product ownership and is audited annually, to insure all vaults are accounted for.
[Link: www.popularmechanics.com...]

11 calochortus  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 12:01:38pm

re: #6 jaunte

"IF YOU ARE A NAYSAYER, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE NOW."
"Enjoy your summer at Camp Fema!"

Will there be crafts, horseback riding and s'mores? I'm in!

12 Beauzeaux  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 12:12:52pm

Awfully big just to toss a body in. You could fit 2-3 substantially-sized people in one of those. OH NOES...They are planning on 1,000,000 dead!!

There is nothing too ridiculous for the preppers to believe.

13 majii  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 1:45:37pm

re: #10 jaunte

I live in GA, and no one can be buried here without a vault. It's the law. Those creating these conspiracies have one goal in mind--to profit from the gullible by selling fear of the government to them. It's sad, but there are many right-wingers here who will believe that these are actually FEMA coffins. Since President Obama took office, I've discovered that many here believe everything they read on RW blogs and see/hear on Fox News. They've been so brainwashed that it's impossible to discuss any subject related to the government with them.

14 RealityBasedSteve  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 2:31:54pm

re: #10 jaunte

Popular Mechanics:
{snip}
According to company Vice President of Operations Michael Lacey, there are approximately 50,000 vaults in storage in Madison. "It's nowhere near the quantity they talk about on the Internet," he told the local Morgan County Citizen newspaper. Furthermore, Lacey has said the company maintains detailed records of product ownership and is audited annually, to insure all vaults are accounted for.

Is there a huge problem with black-market burial vaults? Are there people slipping them out the back gate at closing time? I can honestly say that I've never had anybody come up to me and say "Hey Buddy, I got a great deal for ya on a burial vault. Just fell off the truck in front of me, hate to see it go to waste", and believe me, I've had some sketchy friends over the years.

This is so typical of the wing-nut mindset. Take your worst case fevered imaginings, find some picture on the internet to "prove" it's true, discard the rational thought process and substitute vitriol, fear-mongering and repetition. Flood the web by posting and reposting across many blogs and forums, and suddenly it's TRUE!!!

RBS

15 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 3:52:11pm

re: #7 shecky

That's one humongous coffin.

Well Americans are becoming increasingly more obese...

///I know, they aren't really coffins

16 Amory Blaine  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 5:40:02pm

I'd pay 20 bux apiece. I don't need a fancy coffin.

17 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 5:43:26pm

re: #16 Amory Blaine

I'd pay 20 bux apiece. I don't need a fancy coffin.

DIY:

[Link: www.casketfurniture.com...]

18 Kruk  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 6:17:39pm

re: #17 Decatur Deb

DIY:

[Link: www.casketfurniture.com...]

I've heard of digging your own grave and signing your own death warrant, but never building your own coffin...

19 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jan 5, 2013 6:20:10pm

re: #18 Kruk

I've heard of digging your own grave and signing your own death warrant, but never building your own coffin...

They've been around since the hippy 60s. Some kits include racks allowing them to be used as wine cupboards until needed.


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