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1 HappyWarrior  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 10:50:14am

Shit.

2 Charles Johnson  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 11:03:20am

Never trust a fart.

3 nines09  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 11:11:34am

3-D Fart.

4 boredtechindenver  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 11:22:50am

The prairie dog has left the hole.

5 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 11:29:37am

As my dad used to say, “gambled and lost.”

6 Dark_Falcon  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 12:09:51pm

This story is just crap.

7 Randall Gross  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 12:14:24pm

merde, I also used the “poop” tag…

8 Jimmah  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 1:25:06pm

“Mistakes were made”

9 lostlakehiker  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 1:32:30pm

re: #2 Charles Johnson

Never trust a fart.

An old saying of the British Empire: it takes a brave man to fart in India. And yes, that’s founded in fact. A lot of tourists come down with the runs when in India, and learn, hopefully while within point-blank range of the restroom, just what that meant.

10 Dr. Matt  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 1:42:21pm
11 sauceruney  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 5:37:01pm

There’s a Cleveland (steamer) joke in here somewhere.

12 Eclectic Infidel  Tue, Jan 8, 2013 10:23:13pm

re: #11 sauceruney

There’s a Cleveland (steamer) joke in here somewhere.

For the sake of general decency, let’s not go there.

13 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Jan 9, 2013 8:43:04am

TMI, Al.


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