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1 SidewaysQuark  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 11:10:37am

Obviously aerobic exercise isn’t part of their training regimen.

2 Destro  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 11:14:53am

re: #1 SidewaysQuark

Obviously aerobic exercise isn’t part of their training regimen.

Playing “Call of Duty” does not burn that many calories despite the rise in hearbeat,….

3 Ogami Itto  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 3:36:41pm

I didn’t realize that having a black president inevitably led to complete societal collapse. Interesting.

4 Mich-again  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 4:49:04pm

I didn’t know they made camouflage uniforms in the Sleeps 4 size.

5 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 6:06:53pm

The Watchmen, eh?

Dr. Manhattan may have something to say about that.

6 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 7:29:39pm

re: #4 Mich-again

I didn’t know they made camouflage uniforms in the Sleeps 4 size.

They make tents in the same pattern so why not? It’s just cutting holes and adding sleeves and buttons after all. :D

7 Beauzeaux  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 1:39:56pm

Think how much this guy was picked on in middle school with a last name like Nantz.

8 alinuxguru  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 1:43:47pm

The brave men and women of the 101st Chairborn.

9 Political Atheist  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 2:01:10pm

Many tried to say the second amendment only meant militias. Time to celebrate the removal of that historic misconception. I would hate to be faced with joining a militia so I could have a gun. Scalia got this one right.

10 Kragar  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 2:03:45pm

It would be funny if it weren’t so fucking pathetic.

11 nines09  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 2:17:22pm

I think all you would have to do is make them run about a mile. That should blow their hearts up. Don’t you just love all the people who like to play guns? How cute. Nice knowing that these crack troops will be defending my freedoms on the fields of upchucked Big Macs and half digested Whoppers.

12 A Mom Anon  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 3:16:52pm

When I was a kid we called this CAMPING. Minus the panic and gun hugging.

13 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 3:38:30pm

Hadn’t thought of shooting a hurricane. Gotta try that next time.

14 EPR-radar  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 3:39:06pm

re: #12 A Mom Anon

When I was a kid we called this CAMPING. Minus the panic and gun hugging.

Also minus the +++ size clothing (at least for the kids), hopefully.

15 Obdicut  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 4:37:18pm

re: #9 Political Atheist

Many tried to say the second amendment only meant militias. Time to celebrate the removal of that historic misconception. I would hate to be faced with joining a militia so I could have a gun. Scalia got this one right.

The language of the second is hopelessly archaic and needs to be updated.

16 Destro  Fri, Jan 18, 2013 7:43:37am

re: #15 Obdicut

The language of the second is hopelessly archaic and needs to be updated.

Good luck with that. We have people arguing that the “King James” Bible is the only official bible in this country over any other updated translation so imagine these very same nut jobs freaking out over updating archaic word groupings in the constitution.

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