Pages

Jump to bottom

16 comments

1 SidewaysQuark  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 11:10:37am

Obviously aerobic exercise isn’t part of their training regimen.

2 Destro  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 11:14:53am

re: #1 SidewaysQuark

Obviously aerobic exercise isn’t part of their training regimen.

Playing “Call of Duty” does not burn that many calories despite the rise in hearbeat,….

3 Ogami Itto  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 3:36:41pm

I didn’t realize that having a black president inevitably led to complete societal collapse. Interesting.

4 Mich-again  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 4:49:04pm

I didn’t know they made camouflage uniforms in the Sleeps 4 size.

5 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 6:06:53pm

The Watchmen, eh?

Dr. Manhattan may have something to say about that.

6 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jan 16, 2013 7:29:39pm

re: #4 Mich-again

I didn’t know they made camouflage uniforms in the Sleeps 4 size.

They make tents in the same pattern so why not? It’s just cutting holes and adding sleeves and buttons after all. :D

7 Beauzeaux  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 1:39:56pm

Think how much this guy was picked on in middle school with a last name like Nantz.

8 alinuxguru  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 1:43:47pm

The brave men and women of the 101st Chairborn.

9 Political Atheist  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 2:01:10pm

Many tried to say the second amendment only meant militias. Time to celebrate the removal of that historic misconception. I would hate to be faced with joining a militia so I could have a gun. Scalia got this one right.

10 Kragar  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 2:03:45pm

It would be funny if it weren’t so fucking pathetic.

11 nines09  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 2:17:22pm

I think all you would have to do is make them run about a mile. That should blow their hearts up. Don’t you just love all the people who like to play guns? How cute. Nice knowing that these crack troops will be defending my freedoms on the fields of upchucked Big Macs and half digested Whoppers.

12 A Mom Anon  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 3:16:52pm

When I was a kid we called this CAMPING. Minus the panic and gun hugging.

13 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 3:38:30pm

Hadn’t thought of shooting a hurricane. Gotta try that next time.

14 EPR-radar  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 3:39:06pm

re: #12 A Mom Anon

When I was a kid we called this CAMPING. Minus the panic and gun hugging.

Also minus the +++ size clothing (at least for the kids), hopefully.

15 Obdicut  Thu, Jan 17, 2013 4:37:18pm

re: #9 Political Atheist

Many tried to say the second amendment only meant militias. Time to celebrate the removal of that historic misconception. I would hate to be faced with joining a militia so I could have a gun. Scalia got this one right.

The language of the second is hopelessly archaic and needs to be updated.

16 Destro  Fri, Jan 18, 2013 7:43:37am

re: #15 Obdicut

The language of the second is hopelessly archaic and needs to be updated.

Good luck with that. We have people arguing that the “King James” Bible is the only official bible in this country over any other updated translation so imagine these very same nut jobs freaking out over updating archaic word groupings in the constitution.


This page has been archived.
Comments are closed.

Jump to top

Create a PageThis is the LGF Pages posting bookmarklet. To use it, drag this button to your browser's bookmark bar, and title it 'LGF Pages' (or whatever you like). Then browse to a site you want to post, select some text on the page to use for a quote, click the bookmarklet, and the Pages posting window will appear with the title, text, and any embedded video or audio files already filled in, ready to go.
Or... you can just click this button to open the Pages posting window right away.
Last updated: 2016-01-01 10:29 am PST
LGF User's Guide RSS Feeds Tweet

Help support Little Green Footballs!

Subscribe now for ad-free access!Register and sign in to a free LGF account before subscribing, and your ad-free access will be automatically enabled.

Donate with
PayPal
Square Cash Shop at amazon
as an LGF Associate!
Recent PagesClick to refresh
Researchers Identify Virus and Two Types of Bacteria as Major Causes of Alzheimer’s - Neuroscience News This major call for action is based on substantial published evidence into Alzheimer’s. The team’s landmark editorial summarises the abundant data implicating these microbes, but until now this work has been largely ignored or dismissed as controversial – despite ...
Birth Control Works
2 hours, 1 minute ago
Views: 148 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 1 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
the Killers - Run for CoverArtists: The KillersDirected By: Tarik MikouCo-Directed By: Eric MorinWritten By: Flowers, Stoermer, Vannucci, Price, Cameron, Lee, MarleyProducers: Jacknife Lee, Daniel Jean, Olivier Picard, David Pierrat(C) 2017 Island Records, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc. vevo.ly
Thanos
3 hours, 13 minutes ago
Views: 154 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
(12) LATEST: 7.1 Magnitude Quake Kills 119 as Buildings Crumble in MexicoMexico’s federal government says the death toll in a magnitude 7.1 earthquake has risen to 119.
Thanos
3 hours, 22 minutes ago
Views: 152 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 1 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Domestic Violence Homicide Rate Drops With Stricter Gun Law, Study Finds When domestic violence offenders are required to relinquish their guns, instead of simply being barred from owning firearms, the risk that those offenders may kill their partners goes down, a new study finds. The paper, described in the Annals ...
Thanos
4 hours, 3 minutes ago
Views: 152 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Exploring Child Marriage Around the World The age at which people first marry can have long-lasting implications for their physical, economic and social well-being -- particularly when marriage first happens at a young age. As part of our forthcoming global research on child marriage, we ...
Birth Control Works
4 hours, 30 minutes ago
Views: 149 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Failing Charter Schools Have a Reincarnation Plan — ProPublica This past June, Florida’s top education agency delivered a failing grade to the Orange Park Performing Arts Academy in suburban Jacksonville for the second year in a row. It designated the charter school for kindergarten through fifth grade as ...
Birth Control Works
4 hours, 38 minutes ago
Views: 162 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
How Renaissance Painting Smoldered With a Little Known Hallucinogen Bosch provides the most fertile ground for art lovers wanting to believe that hallucinogenic fungi may have a significant place in art history. This is partially because the painter has a special connection to Anthony, depicting the saint over ...
Birth Control Works
1 day, 15 hours ago
Views: 284 • Comments: 1 • Rating: 1
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Hillary Clinton’s ‘What Happened’ Says Something Revealing About America Later, Clinton brings a similar wistfulness to her account of the second debate with Trump, at which he stalked her on stage, seeking to intimidate her. “Do you stay calm,” she asks, referring to her options, “keep smiling and ...
Birth Control Works
1 day, 16 hours ago
Views: 271 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Honey Glazed Apple Strudel : Recipe INGREDIENTS1 package of frozen croissant dough (hey I'm in a wheelchair!)1/2 c. breadcrumbs1/2 c. (1/2 stick) butter or margarine8 Apples (4 Granny Smith & 4 Honeycrisp)1/2 c. dried Montmorency cherries (optional)2 Tbsp rum or kirschwasser (optional)1/2 c. sugar1/4 c. ...
The Vicious Babushka
1 day, 18 hours ago
Views: 386 • Comments: 1 • Rating: 2
Tweets: 3 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Study: 4,500 Deaths a Year From High Europe Diesel Emissions Remember that time Europe encouraged diesel vehicles because they were thought to be more environmentally friendly? Between black carbon climate effects and cancer deaths that claim turns out to be specious. BERLIN (AP) — Researchers say there have been ...
Thanos
1 day, 18 hours ago
Views: 221 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 1 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0