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1 Destro  Fri, Jan 18, 2013 11:53:23am

Middle aged white guy from the stix- check

shaved or cropped head - check

cargo pants - check

Bright t shirt with some weird design on it - check

Shops at JC Penny - check

Fits all the criteria for a mass murderer as far as I am concerned.

2 JeffFX  Fri, Jan 18, 2013 11:55:27am

What’s with these nuts needing to demonstrate that they’re a threat to those around them.

A bunch of kids get killed with a particular gun, so mentally-challenged people seem to need to show off that they have one too.

It’s only a matter of time until a cop perceives one of these morons as a public threat and kills them.

3 Romantic Heretic  Fri, Jan 18, 2013 12:15:57pm

Store employee: Sir? I’m afraid you can’t shop here with all these weapons on your person.

Gun nut: BLAM! Any one else want to object?

Won’t be long before this happens.

4 Amory Blaine  Fri, Jan 18, 2013 12:18:50pm

It’s not going to be safe to go out in public if this continues.

5 JeffFX  Fri, Jan 18, 2013 1:23:41pm

re: #4 Amory Blaine

It’s not going to be safe to go out in public if this continues.

It’s reasonably safe as long as you have your semi-automatic and vest. Don’t worry about it.

6 Skip Intro  Fri, Jan 18, 2013 5:06:10pm

I wonder if he brings his inflatable girlfriend to the movies?


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