College Grad Rick Santorum Insists That Colleges ‘Indoctrinate’ Students Against Jesus
What’s especially hilarious about Santorum’s college indoctrination talking point is that, back before Santorum was sexualizing pro-wrestling in Pennsylvania, he was racking up a whole bushel of college degrees, piling an MBA from the University of Pittsburgh and a JD from Dickinson School of Law onto his BA from Penn State. So, does that mean that Rick Santorum narrowly escaped the gnashing jaws of college indoctrination, or that he’s employing a subtle reverse indoctrination technique on the unassuming public by being such an asshole that people will want to seek refuge in the erudite discourse offered by higher education, not realizing that they’ve just signed themselves up for voluntary brainwashing? Oh, Rick Santorum, you slippery rodent — how clever of you!
Each time Rick Santorum pries open his jaw to say some shitty thing about same-sex marriage or college indoctrination, I imagine that he’s just going to start singing ABBA. Let me tell you, it’s a huge letdown when that doesn’t happen.