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1 sagehen  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 1:45:30pm

Marxism — that word does not mean what Victoria thinks it means.

2 jhncsy  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 2:00:07pm

Well, where I live, it certainly feels as cold as Russia. I guess that’s close enough.

3 BongCrodny  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 2:42:23pm

What the hell did Lorne Michaels ever see in her?

4 Major Tom  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 3:41:15pm

The black gay Marxist Muslim overlords and their secular agenda. Christmas is doomed.


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5 BroncD  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 4:01:56pm

I disagree. I didn’t dig shit. I’m a lazy freeloader, don’t you remember? Can’t be bothered to dig.

6 nines09  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 5:44:50pm

I think Victoria fell down and hit her head. Hard. Repeatedly. Twit. She should team up with Chuck “A Thousand Years of Darkness” Dipstick Norris and write a newsletter for the totally ignorant point of view. Money to be fleeced. Hicks to be shaved. Old farts to terrorize. STFU and STFD.

7 Kragar  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 6:50:09pm

What a nitwit

8 Egregious Philbin  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 7:14:25pm

H list celebrities are stupid…they are always stupid.

She should go back to doing nothing, that was the right level of job for her intellect.

9 stabby  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 10:58:51pm

I find her insanity amusing.

At first I thought she was an Andy Kaufman genius, faking all this. When I realized that she means it, somehow she didn’t stop being amusing.

Heh the fun of watching Andy Kaufman is that he didn’t care if the audience liked what he did, he was just out to amuse himself. If you got that, then watching him troll an audience was funny. You were in on the joke.

With Victoria Jackson, what’s funny is that she isn’t in on her own joke. We know how funny she is, but she never will, not consciously anyway. But she was a very funny comedian selling her real ditziness, so maybe there’s a group of brain cells in there, hidden from view, that knows that it’s part of a funny twit.

10 Dr. Matt  Wed, Jan 23, 2013 5:44:32am

re: #9 stabby

I’m still not convinced that she is authentically this obtuse. I still think this is a schtick. Either way, she’s entertaining for better or for worse.

11 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Jan 23, 2013 9:42:23am

re: #1 sagehen

Marxism — that word does not mean what Victoria thinks it means.

Victoria’s secret wingnut history:

Marx was originally known mostly for snappy one-liners and an omnipresent cigar. Then Pa Engels went over to the dark side after Little House, the two got together, and communism was born. Later, the socialist usurper Truman fired General McCarthy, who came home and got elected to the Senate. He worked hard to expose communists in the government and libraries and other commie places, until Muslim agents poisoned him with an over-dose of Jim Beam.


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