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1 CriticalDragon1177  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 9:11:02pm

Jimmah,

Why am I not surprised?

2 stabby  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 11:06:15pm

Students in another district spend two days watching what lesson plans describe a “the historic documentary Ancient Aliens,” which presents “a new interpretation of angelic beings described as extraterrestrials.”

WTF

That’s not even Christian bullshit!

Doesn’t the dept of Education have any enforcement? if not, it needs it!

3 CriticalDragon1177  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 11:18:13pm

re: #2 stabby

Really? Where did you hear about that?

4 watching you tiny alien kittens are  Tue, Jan 22, 2013 11:27:58pm
Instructional material in two school districts teach that racial diversity today can be traced back to Noah’s sons, a long-discredited claim that has been a foundational component of some forms of racism.

Discredited? With whom? Because according to Ken Ham and his “Creation Museum” that is exactly where human diversity comes from. It also supposedly explains our prehistoric not quite human ancestors found in the fossil record. Seriously…

Noah’s Family

5 Destro  Wed, Jan 23, 2013 7:08:53am

re: #2 stabby

Students in another district spend two days watching what lesson plans describe a “the historic documentary Ancient Aliens,” which presents “a new interpretation of angelic beings described as extraterrestrials.”

WTF

That’s not even Christian bullshit!

Doesn’t the dept of Education have any enforcement? if not, it needs it!

The angels were mis-identified aliens theory makes more logical sense than actual angels exist theory.

6 Origuy  Wed, Jan 23, 2013 8:38:46am

re: #3 CriticalDragon1177

Really? Where did you hear about that?

It’s in the report at the link. The last bullet item, which also says “One district relies heavily on Bible cartoons from Hanna-Barbera for its high school class. “

7 CriticalDragon1177  Wed, Jan 23, 2013 9:06:16am

re: #6 Origuy

Thanks. I can’t believe I missed that. It was staring me in the face.

8 Jack Burton  Wed, Jan 23, 2013 11:23:02am

re: #6 Origuy

It’s in the report at the link. The last bullet item, which also says “One district relies heavily on Bible cartoons from Hanna-Barbera for its high school class. “

The Flintstones?

Dinosaurs and man lived together in those cartoons. Creationists should love them.

9 CriticalDragon1177  Wed, Jan 23, 2013 11:30:14am

re: #8 Jack Burton

Believe or not I think I heard at least one creationist say that the Flintstones was a fairly accurate depiction of the prehistoric past. Unfortunately, I can’t remember where I heard that. Now if that doesn’t show you what a pathetic joke creationism is, nothing will.

10 JeffFX  Wed, Jan 23, 2013 7:50:54pm

The Flintstones is believed to be set at the same time as The Jetsons. Some people live in the sky using electronic technology, and others have chosen to live a primitive live of luxury thanks to prehistoric-style animals genetically engineered to meet their every need on the ground.

You didn’t think birds could play records with their beaks back in caveman times did you? That would be silly. It’s clearly in the advanced future where people take bits and pieces from the whole history of earth and make it their own.


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