The full story is here, if you can bear to read it:

While not reported by the ‘lamestream media’ at large, reports are that Obama opted to swear his second Oath of Office on a Koran instead of a Bible. When asked about the decision, President Obama said, ‘I can’t believe you Americans get so worked up over religion! Where I’m from, nobody really cares about this stuff at all, and people keep their spirituality between their God and themselves. Besides, I can’t run for a third term (but I’m working on it!) so I might as well just be myself now. Next I’m coming after all you redneck crackers and your guns!’ Obama then reportedly threw down the mic, kissed an unidentified white woman on the mouth, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

The America our fathers and grandfathers fought and sometimes died for in generations prior is over.

*sniff*