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1 Timmeh  Thu, Jan 31, 2013 5:51:47pm

Has God ever actually received any of this money that is supposedly donated to God?

2 chadu  Thu, Jan 31, 2013 7:02:20pm

re: #1 Timmeh

Has God ever actually received any of this money that is supposedly donated to God?

Maybe God has a PAC?

3 Skip Intro  Thu, Jan 31, 2013 7:31:29pm

re: #1 Timmeh

Has God ever actually received any of this money that is supposedly donated to God?

No, it’s all being held in real estate, precious art, and trust accounts to pay off victims of church pedophiles.

4 John Vreeland  Thu, Jan 31, 2013 7:39:34pm

Just goes to reinforce the stereotype of born-agains as bad tippers.

(Who rationalize it using religion)

5 Skip Intro  Thu, Jan 31, 2013 7:49:32pm

re: #4 John Vreeland

Just goes to reinforce the stereotype of born-agains as bad tippers.

(Who rationalize it using religion)

I read the Smoking Gun report and the “pastor” claims she left a $6.00 tip for a $200 tab. She also claims the 18% stayed on her bill, but I think she’s lying about that.

I’m also curious about her claim of giving God 10%. Does he come down out of the sky to collect it personally, or does he have a crew of collectors to get the cash for him?

6 SpaceJesus  Thu, Jan 31, 2013 8:03:34pm

what a dick

7 Awea  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 4:13:43am

re: #5 Skip Intro

I read the Smoking Gun report and the “pastor” claims she left a $6.00 tip for a $200 tab. She also claims the 18% stayed on her bill, but I think she’s lying about that.

I’m also curious about her claim of giving God 10%. Does he come down out of the sky to collect it personally, or does he have a crew of collectors to get the cash for him?

She runs her own church, so I am sure that 10% goes right back into her…gods check book.

8 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 4:21:19am

My religion tells me to tip service people 20% of the tab, $1 per bag for carrying my groceries to the car, and $10 for the airport wheelchair pusher.

9 ProBosniaLiberal  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 4:29:22am

re: #7 Awea

Who wants to report her to the IRS for possible Tax Evasion?

10 rosiee  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 4:53:00am

I remember when LGF had cutting edge things on it’s sidebar now it’s just recycled reddit.

11 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 4:57:45am

re: #10 rosiee

I remember when LGF had cutting edge things on it’s sidebar now it’s just recycled reddit.

You just signed up a couple of months ago. What was your handle from when you remember?

12 rosiee  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 5:03:33am

re: #11 Vicious Babushka

Lurked for like, 4 years, babuskhala
Heres the thread on /pol/ where they are doxing the priest, if you dare go there… *shudder*
[Link: boards.4chan.org…]

13 Tigger2  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 5:08:05am

re: #10 rosiee

I remember when LGF had cutting edge things on it’s sidebar now it’s just recycled reddit.

What is cutting edge for some may not be for others, who are you to make the decisions what is cutting edge.

14 rosiee  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 5:09:45am

re: #13 Tigger2

I think the discussion here far surpasses any other site though.
just seeing articles like this make the featured weirds me out.

15 Tigger2  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 5:11:57am

re: #14 rosiee

I think the discussion here far surpasses any other site though.
just seeing articles like this make the featured weirds me out.

Ya have to have variety, and stuff like this needs to be pointed out.
I for one will not eat at Applebys again, because they should not have fired the employee over this. JMO and just my choice.

16 JeffFX  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 5:13:58am

I always leave a $20 for my $13 meal at Denny’s. Wait staff have it pretty bad, and when someone’s serving me I want to treat them really well.

Anyone who treats waiters/waitresses badly is a bad person as far as I’m concerned, and I’ve had to leave a former-friend behind because he abused waitresses and would not improve his behavior.

We can be best judged by how we treat people who are less fortunate than we are.

17 rosiee  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 5:15:00am

re: #15 Tigger2

I suppose but don’t we all check reddit anyways, this was front page for a day.

18 Tigger2  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 5:16:05am

re: #17 rosiee

I suppose but don’t we all check reddit anyways, this was front page for a day.

I missed it on the front page. and no I don’t check reddit every day.

19 rosiee  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 5:20:18am

re: #18 Tigger2

Yes it’s top on their “Atheism” board so it is automatically frontpage for reddit since Atheism is a forced subscription [Link: www.reddit.com…]

20 Jolo5309  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 6:32:30am

re: #5 Skip Intro

I read the Smoking Gun report and the “pastor” claims she left a $6.00 tip for a $200 tab. She also claims the 18% stayed on her bill, but I think she’s lying about that.

I’m also curious about her claim of giving God 10%. Does he come down out of the sky to collect it personally, or does he have a crew of collectors to get the cash for him?

He uses Doug & Dinsdale Piranha

21 Awea  Fri, Feb 1, 2013 6:43:43am

re: #19 rosiee

Yes it’s top on their “Atheism” board so it is automatically frontpage for reddit since Atheism is a forced subscription [Link: www.reddit.com…]

I don’t go to reddit, nothing personal, just never cared for it.
I saw the link on Fark, saw that it wasn’t listed on any pages here. So I posted it.
There are so many websites out there anymore, who has time to check them all?


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