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1 HappyWarrior  Sat, Feb 2, 2013 11:33:21am

First, it was because people were too stupid. And now it’s because the allmighty wanted conservatives to better themselves. Or maybe you’re just full of shit, Glenn.

2 nines09  Sat, Feb 2, 2013 12:14:03pm

I’m curious on his meaning of “better”. I’m sure it’s about 180 degrees from anything approaching reality…. Now this word from our sponsor; “Have you given any thought to what seed will grow best in a Obama induced nuclear winter? Well we have, and they can be yours for the low introductory price of…But wait! First I simply must tell you about an exciting limited time offer from “Gold Online” a Dewey, Cheatum and Howe LLC.”

3 JeffFX  Sat, Feb 2, 2013 12:17:54pm

God told me that next time they should pray a lot more and vote a lot less if they want to feel close to him.

4 BongCrodny  Sat, Feb 2, 2013 1:14:50pm

Dear Glenn,

Read the comments section for any random story from Fox Nation and get back to me about “better.”

5 majii  Sat, Feb 2, 2013 2:44:56pm

I think the word “better” for Beck is strongly focused on conservatives ordering more useless products from him. He’s always about the money. Everything he does, including his peddling of gold, survival seeds, his fake university, and his dream of a RW amusement park, are intended to increase the size of his bank account.

6 Destro  Sat, Feb 2, 2013 10:59:54pm

When God rapes conservatives, it’s a blessing.


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