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1 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 5:10:43am

Welcome. Spellcheck the title.

2 Jayleia  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 5:19:20am

Ack. Thanks, the caffeine is not working yet.

3 Decatur Deb  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 5:35:30am

I love stories where the incoherent stoner hatchet man is the good guy.

4 Tigger2  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 5:43:05am

I could only get through half of the second video, I was laughing to hard to see the rest of it.

5 Locker  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 6:24:50am

Hatchling in the heezee. Welcome.

6 CuriousLurker  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 6:48:45am

Welcome, hatchling. What a great story to start off the morning. Gotta love Kai.

7 Jimmah  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 6:49:37am

You should comment more often, this was hilarious!

8 nines09  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 7:27:55am

“DOOD! That fucking guy was kooked OUT man!” WHO ya gonna call? Stoned Hatchet Man!

9 Ghost of Archangelus  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 7:36:27am

This was equal parts awesome and hilarious (at around the 1:35 mark in the first vid - “smash smash, smaaaaash!” had me on the floor)..

10 steve_davis  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 8:10:37am

re: #9 Ghost of Archangelus

This was equal parts awesome and hilarious (at around the 1:35 mark in the first vid - “smash smash, smaaaaash!” had me on the floor)..

This was totally worth it. It’s like the Bizarro version of the hippie guy from Northern Exposure, but with really good intentions.

11 Skeetghazi  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 3:47:56pm

It’s time to watch again. Kai is that good.

Heard he made it to NoCal and is amazed at the reaction.

12 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Feb 6, 2013 5:01:35pm

At last, a foul-mouthed hatchet-wielding maniac around when somebody needed one.

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