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1 jaunte  Fri, Feb 8, 2013 3:22:26pm

Skip, the link is broken…

2 Skip Intro  Fri, Feb 8, 2013 3:26:40pm

re: #1 jaunte

Skip, the link is broken…

Thanks. Should work now.

3 jaunte  Fri, Feb 8, 2013 3:30:06pm

“…the outspoken rock showman, humanitarian and TV host Ted Nugent debuts today as an exclusive WND columnist.”

Humanitarian? Really?

Nugent had previously been criticized for Times columns that urged the suspension of the voting privileges of “any American who is on welfare” and stated, “I’m beginning to wonder if it would have been best had the South won the Civil War.” Last year he also accused the “Obama gang” of treason, and drew Secret Service scrutiny after he told an NRA crowd that “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”
[Link: mediamatters.org…]

4 Skip Intro  Fri, Feb 8, 2013 3:32:52pm

re: #3 jaunte

Last year he also accused the “Obama gang” of treason, and drew Secret Service scrutiny after he told an NRA crowd that “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

I guess Ted only got a short term contract then.

5 Mongo only pawn... in game of life.  Fri, Feb 8, 2013 3:53:38pm

What’s that smell? Why it’s Sweaty Teddys new all purpose cologne! ‘Le Pooped Pantaloons”! It’s a chick magnet and a government turn off. Guaranteed to get you a 4-F from the GI Machine and a F-4 from a sweltering under aged runaway groupie high on bad acid. FREE towel with your order! Order two and get reduced shipping! Self esteem non refundable. Void where prohibited. Batteries not included. Some assembly required. Call NOW! Quantities limited!

6 Decatur Deb  Fri, Feb 8, 2013 3:58:06pm

“Nugent’s column, entitled ‘The Ted Offensive,’ will appear on the news site each Thursday.”

When will these damn typesetters ever learn? That’s ‘The Ted, Offensive’.

—ed.

7 Aligarr  Fri, Feb 8, 2013 5:09:36pm

I find it ironic , only for a lack of a better word , that a draft dodger, who pulled off the trick that he did at the Draft Board , went on to be, not really a hippie , Nugent was more of the Headbanger type in his music and stage antics ,and then flips to be a right wing chicken hawk ,chief Obama Hater and gets soap box called “The Ted Offensive ” .
Nugent’s always been anti-government , which shouldn’t be confused with the 60’s ” anti-establishment ” for they were two different persuasions . For most of the time Nugent’s been in the woods with his guns .When Beck started his show on Fox , and the Obama pre-election hate syndrome began , Nugent was drawn out of the woods to rant alongwith Beck ,as Beck played the drooling admirerer . Perhaps that “better word ” is HYPOCRITE .

8 Mich-again  Fri, Feb 8, 2013 5:19:23pm

re: #5 nines09

What’s that smell? Why it’s Sweaty Teddys new all purpose cologne! ‘Le Pooped Pantaloons”! It’s a chick magnet and a government turn off.

10% of the time, it works every time.

9 Mich-again  Fri, Feb 8, 2013 5:24:47pm

Ted’s best work as a rocker was when Derek St. Holmes sang for him. But Ted the egomaniac couldn’t handle sharing the spotlight so he got rid of St. Holmes and started trying to be lead singer and from that point on his music sucked ass. He’s not welcome back in the D. He can keep his draft dodging poopy pants down in Texas forever.

10 PhillyPretzel  Fri, Feb 8, 2013 5:42:08pm

re: #6 Decatur Deb

They do not need “The” in front of it; just Ted Offensive.

11 Ogami Itto  Fri, Feb 8, 2013 10:47:35pm
The Ted Offensive

A repulsive pun on the “Tet Offensive” in which thousands of soldiers were killed and wounded while superpatriot Ted was playing guitar (poorly) in a rock band.

Chickenhawks really have no shame.

12 JEA62  Sat, Feb 9, 2013 11:36:44am

re: #11 Ogami Itto

No no, they’re absolutely right - Ted is offensive.

13 Locker  Wed, Feb 13, 2013 2:37:09pm

Ted is a draft dodger. Acting all gun crazy now doesn’t change the fact that he’s a fucking pussy.


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