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1 palomino  Mon, Feb 11, 2013 9:43:40pm

Well, in just a couple of months Nugent will either be dead or in prison—a promise he made and I’m sure intends to keep.

So he might as well live it up for now.

2 jaunte  Mon, Feb 11, 2013 9:45:25pm
“I am excited to have a patriot like Ted Nugent joining me in the House Chamber to hear from President Obama,” Stockman said in a press release. “After the Address I’m sure Ted will have plenty to say.”

For using Nugent to puff himself up, Stockman becomes even more disgusting.


Make that “two.”

3 jaunte  Mon, Feb 11, 2013 9:52:16pm
4 stabby  Mon, Feb 11, 2013 10:06:04pm

So they’re spamming Ted Nugent lyrics?

5 dragonath  Tue, Feb 12, 2013 3:46:35am

Bring a unstable, loudmouth, loose cannon to the State of the Union. What could possibly go wrong?

6 celticdragon  Tue, Feb 12, 2013 9:32:05am

Ted Nugent and the party of family values:

Ive got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I cant resist the old lady’s purse

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time

Well I dont care if youre just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that youre probably clean
Theres one lil’ thing I got do to you

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time

So tell your mama that Im back in town
She likes us boys when its time to get down
Shes got this craving for the underage
I just might be your mama’s brand new rage

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I got to have you in a matter of time

Honey you you you look so nice
Shes young shes tender
Wont you please surrender
She’s so fine shes mine
All the time, all mine mine
Its all right baby
Its quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Dont put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and Ill share her with you

Yep.

7 RadicalModerate  Tue, Feb 12, 2013 10:22:28am

Any bets that he’s going to try to disrupt Obama’s SOTU speech, with what may, or may not consist of a racially-charged outburst?

8 Oggie Ben Doggie  Tue, Feb 12, 2013 11:02:29am

If the president’s daughters spend the whole time squirming, it’ll be because of that bug eyed freak in the balcony.

9 Aligarr  Wed, Feb 13, 2013 4:22:25am

The Tea Party’s representative …….a draft dodging pederass and MF ….by his own lyrics

10 HappyWarrior  Wed, Feb 13, 2013 7:59:50am

re: #3 jaunte

You mean pointing out what your guest actually did, Steve? Yeah terrible liberals.


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