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1 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 10:04:05am

Zombie Lincoln would be one thing, but I think he’d be overawed in the changes in our life.

Zombie TR would roll over that awe like a monster truck.

2 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 10:15:29am

“Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.”

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Damn right.

3 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 10:59:43am

Dude killed a cougar with a knife.

By himself.

(drops mike)

4 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 11:14:59am

Sorry, folks, I’m Presidential fan-ficcing all afternoon.

Within 5 minutes between AL and TR, arm wrestle. Abe wins, because of his freakish strength.

Within 20 minutes, Teddy takes Abe down in a fist-fight (fricking judo, yo!).

Rest of the time, there is a debate about wild animals.

5 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 11:18:50am

Once again, Thomas Jefferson was a dick.

6 chadu  Sat, Feb 16, 2013 11:21:54am

As a born-Yankee living in the South, y’all are fucked up.


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