Time for Zombie TR
I sincerely want Theodore Roosevelt to rise from his grave and knock some sense into our elected leaders.
Not ruling out President Obama, either.
I sincerely want Theodore Roosevelt to rise from his grave and knock some sense into our elected leaders.
Not ruling out President Obama, either.
6 comments
1 | chadu Sat, Feb 16, 2013 10:04:05am |
Zombie Lincoln would be one thing, but I think he’d be overawed in the changes in our life.
Zombie TR would roll over that awe like a monster truck.
2 | chadu Sat, Feb 16, 2013 10:15:29am |
“Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight.”
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Damn right.
3 | chadu Sat, Feb 16, 2013 10:59:43am |
Dude killed a cougar with a knife.
By himself.
(drops mike)
4 | chadu Sat, Feb 16, 2013 11:14:59am |
Sorry, folks, I’m Presidential fan-ficcing all afternoon.
Within 5 minutes between AL and TR, arm wrestle. Abe wins, because of his freakish strength.
Within 20 minutes, Teddy takes Abe down in a fist-fight (fricking judo, yo!).
Rest of the time, there is a debate about wild animals.