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Screw It, What If I Wanted to Run for Congress, Y’all?

Might be the hangover talking

chadu

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Politics • 2/17/13 11:34:13 am • Views: 311

I’m already a dipshit, so why not try to become a GOVERNMENTAL dipshit?

I can already do a better job then most of these folks, and that’s half-functional.

I’m half-serious here.

Pick a half.

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