Your Wingnut Magical Science Fact of the Day
Demons infesting clothes from Goodwill. What’s a poor girl to do? Pat Robertson to the rescue.
I buy a lot of clothes and other items at Goodwill and other secondhand shops. Recently my mom told me that I need to pray over the items, bind familiar spirits, and bless the items before I bring them into the house. Is my mother correct? Can demons attach themselves to material items?
Well, not to worry, because bugf**k crazy Bible-humper Pat Robertson is here to ease your mind:
Can demonic spirits attach themselves to inanimate objects? The answer is yes. But I don’t think every sweater you get from Goodwill has demons in it. [Laughs.] But in a sense, your mother’s just being super cautious so hey, it isn’t gonna hurt you any to rebuke any spirits that happen to have attached themselves to those clothes
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