Pages

Jump to bottom

12 comments

1 hambone  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 3:54:39pm

If you’re getting advice from Pat Robertson. You have more problems than Demon panties.

2 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 4:32:11pm

re: #1 hambone

If you’re getting advice from Pat Robertson. You have more problems than Demon panties.

That New-Age girl I dated between my two marriages thought I must be blessed with advanced paranormal powers because I happened to have been born just 8 miles from Stonehenge and on the summer solstice.* Thoroughgoing skeptic that I am, I thought that was ridiculous but she had some demon panties that somehow influenced me not to say so, at least for a while.


*I don’t have any real figures, but I would guess that about 1/365th of the people ever born in Salisbury also arrived on the summer solstice, with the same proportion, obviously evil trolls, entering this world at the winter counterpart.

3 Aligarr  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 5:15:42pm

C’mon , your golf clubs have never been infested with demons ?

4 JeffFX  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 5:37:08pm

Recently my mom told me that I need to pray over the items, bind familiar spirits, and bless the items before I bring them into the house.

I think the bit I’ve bolded is from some other kind of supernaturalist mumbo-jumbo, rather than Christianity. I’m surprised Pat didn’t condemn that.

5 Destro  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 5:40:36pm

re: #4 JeffFX

Recently my mom told me that I need to pray over the items, bind familiar spirits, and bless the items before I bring them into the house.

I think the bit I’ve bolded is from some other kind of supernaturalist mumbo-jumbo, rather than Christianity. I’m surprised Pat didn’t condemn that.

At the end of the day witches and Christians are in the same supernatural business.

6 Blue Point  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 5:43:10pm

Geez. What about “new” clothes that are made by Chinese that are Confucian or Buddhist or Animist? Then we have the Santeria who are in Central America, the Caribbean and Mexico. And if that’s not bad enough how about Haitian Voo Doo? GET THESE CLOTHES OFF ME!!!!

7 CuriousLurker  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 8:19:33pm

re: #4 JeffFX

Recently my mom told me that I need to pray over the items, bind familiar spirits, and bless the items before I bring them into the house.

I think the bit I’ve bolded is from some other kind of supernaturalist mumbo-jumbo, rather than Christianity. I’m surprised Pat didn’t condemn that.

Actually, it’s common among the born-again/evangelical crowd. Trust me, I spent the better part of my teen years dealing with that crap. Better yet, just google it.

8 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 4:34:57am

True story, as Pat would say: Dodge exorcism

9 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 4:39:13am

re: #7 CuriousLurker

Actually, it’s common among the born-again/evangelical crowd. Trust me, I spent the better part of my teen years dealing with that crap. Better yet, just google it.

Ditto on that. My ex started going to an Assembly of God church years ago. She dragged us to some of the sermons, and both the resident pastor and the visiting pulpit thumpers were all about this demonology stuff. There’s a demon for every known affliction, tendency, state of mind, etc., that is a “sin.” Serious crossing-over of occult terminology into Christian teaching.

These people are also just plain wacko.

10 lawhawk  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 5:57:59am

re: #3 Aligarr

It’s not just the golf clubs; baseball bats too.

But I pray to Jobu. And if he doesn’t listen, then to hell with him. Besides Jesus can’t hit the curveball.

11 Aligarr  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 8:50:17am

I think washing the clothes will do …..exorcism of lice ,cooties etc .

12 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 8:52:38am

I just donated a whole bunch of clothes to a veterans org, they will have to pray away all Teh Juice.


This page has been archived.
Comments are closed.

Jump to top

Create a PageThis is the LGF Pages posting bookmarklet. To use it, drag this button to your browser's bookmark bar, and title it 'LGF Pages' (or whatever you like). Then browse to a site you want to post, select some text on the page to use for a quote, click the bookmarklet, and the Pages posting window will appear with the title, text, and any embedded video or audio files already filled in, ready to go.
Or... you can just click this button to open the Pages posting window right away.
Last updated: 2016-01-01 10:29 am PST
LGF User's Guide RSS Feeds Tweet

Help support Little Green Footballs!

Subscribe now for ad-free access!Register and sign in to a free LGF account before subscribing, and your ad-free access will be automatically enabled.

Recent PagesClick to refresh
Women’s Marches: More Than One Million Protesters Vow to Resist President Trump More than 1 million people gathered in Washington and in cities around the country and the world Saturday to mount a roaring rejoinder to the inauguration of President Trump. What started as a Facebook post by a Hawaii retiree ...
Thanos
5 minutes ago
Views: 14 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
The All-American Rejects - Top of the WorldMusic video by The All-American Rejects performing Top Of The World. (C) 2006 Interscope Records
Thanos
8 hours, 44 minutes ago
Views: 58 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - I Won’t Back DownMusic video by Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers performing I Won't Back Down. (C) 1989 Geffen Records
Thanos
8 hours, 47 minutes ago
Views: 65 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Video: The World’s Most Dangerous Downhill Ski RaceFrom top to bottom, the Streif presents skiers with one imposing challenge after another. See what it takes to conquer famous downhill race course with a detailed look at every feature of the run.
teleskiguy
1 day, 11 hours ago
Views: 191 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 1 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 1
Comments: 0
: 1
Ani DiFranco - ‘Binary’ (Live at WFUV)wfuv.org • Follow @wfuv: ow.ly Ani DiFranco performs "Binary" live in Studio A. Recorded 11.10.16. Host: Alisa AliAudio: Kate FitzSimonsCameras: Sarah Burns, Monica Fafaul, Joanna LaPorte & Dan TuozzoliEditor: Joanna LaPorte & Dan Tuozzoli
Thanos
1 day, 13 hours ago
Views: 161 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Jeremy Messersmith - Little Blue World (Live at the Current for MPR’s 50th Anniversary) jeremy messersmith wrote this song to help us celebrate Minnesota Public Radio's (our parent organization) 50th Anniversary. He invited a big group of friends to help sing along, and even brought in the MPR Choir. Learn more about MPR's ...
Thanos
1 day, 13 hours ago
Views: 170 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
John Mayer - Moving on and Getting Over (Audio) John Mayer's song "Moving On and Getting Over" off 'The Search for Everything - Wave One' is available now: smarturl.it iTunes: smarturl.itSpotify: smarturl.itApple Music: smarturl.itAmazon Music: smarturl.itGoogle Play: smarturl.it Follow John MayerWebsite: johnmayer.comFacebook: facebook.comTwitter: @johnmayerInstagram: instagram.comTumblr: jhnmyr.tumblr.comSnapchat: snapchat.com vevo.ly ...
Thanos
1 day, 13 hours ago
Views: 164 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Message From President Bane …Shorter version of Trump's speech (relevant part starts around 2 mins 46 sec)
Not Approved By The MPAA
1 day, 16 hours ago
Views: 922 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 1
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
No BS! Brass Band on Audiotree Live (Full Session) (ARCHIVE RELEASE) No BS! Brass Band perform on Audiotree Live, August 26, 2013. Download the complete session and interview at: bit.ly YouTube Playlist: bit.ly Subscribe to Audiotreetv: bit.ly Watch more sessions, music videos, and live performances at: audiotree.tv Visit ...
Thanos
1 day, 17 hours ago
Views: 963 • Comments: 0 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 0 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 0
Comments: 0
: 0
Devil’s Food White-Out Cake Recipe - NYT Cooking Ingredients For the cake: 1 ⅓ cups all-purpose flour ½ cup unsweetened cocoa powder ¾ teaspoon baking soda ½ teaspoon baking powder ¼ teaspoon salt 1 ¼ sticks (10 tablespoons) unsalted butter, at room temperature ½ cup (packed) light ...
The Vicious Babushka
1 day, 18 hours ago
Views: 1,126 • Comments: 1 • Rating: 0
Tweets: 2 • Share to Facebook
Shares: 6
Comments: 0
: 6