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1 hambone  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 3:54:39pm

If you’re getting advice from Pat Robertson. You have more problems than Demon panties.

2 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 4:32:11pm

re: #1 hambone

If you’re getting advice from Pat Robertson. You have more problems than Demon panties.

That New-Age girl I dated between my two marriages thought I must be blessed with advanced paranormal powers because I happened to have been born just 8 miles from Stonehenge and on the summer solstice.* Thoroughgoing skeptic that I am, I thought that was ridiculous but she had some demon panties that somehow influenced me not to say so, at least for a while.


*I don’t have any real figures, but I would guess that about 1/365th of the people ever born in Salisbury also arrived on the summer solstice, with the same proportion, obviously evil trolls, entering this world at the winter counterpart.

3 Aligarr  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 5:15:42pm

C’mon , your golf clubs have never been infested with demons ?

4 JeffFX  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 5:37:08pm

Recently my mom told me that I need to pray over the items, bind familiar spirits, and bless the items before I bring them into the house.

I think the bit I’ve bolded is from some other kind of supernaturalist mumbo-jumbo, rather than Christianity. I’m surprised Pat didn’t condemn that.

5 Destro  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 5:40:36pm

re: #4 JeffFX

Recently my mom told me that I need to pray over the items, bind familiar spirits, and bless the items before I bring them into the house.

I think the bit I’ve bolded is from some other kind of supernaturalist mumbo-jumbo, rather than Christianity. I’m surprised Pat didn’t condemn that.

At the end of the day witches and Christians are in the same supernatural business.

6 Blue Point  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 5:43:10pm

Geez. What about “new” clothes that are made by Chinese that are Confucian or Buddhist or Animist? Then we have the Santeria who are in Central America, the Caribbean and Mexico. And if that’s not bad enough how about Haitian Voo Doo? GET THESE CLOTHES OFF ME!!!!

7 CuriousLurker  Tue, Feb 26, 2013 8:19:33pm

re: #4 JeffFX

Recently my mom told me that I need to pray over the items, bind familiar spirits, and bless the items before I bring them into the house.

I think the bit I’ve bolded is from some other kind of supernaturalist mumbo-jumbo, rather than Christianity. I’m surprised Pat didn’t condemn that.

Actually, it’s common among the born-again/evangelical crowd. Trust me, I spent the better part of my teen years dealing with that crap. Better yet, just google it.

8 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 4:34:57am

True story, as Pat would say: Dodge exorcism

9 wheat-dogghazi  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 4:39:13am

re: #7 CuriousLurker

Actually, it’s common among the born-again/evangelical crowd. Trust me, I spent the better part of my teen years dealing with that crap. Better yet, just google it.

Ditto on that. My ex started going to an Assembly of God church years ago. She dragged us to some of the sermons, and both the resident pastor and the visiting pulpit thumpers were all about this demonology stuff. There’s a demon for every known affliction, tendency, state of mind, etc., that is a “sin.” Serious crossing-over of occult terminology into Christian teaching.

These people are also just plain wacko.

10 lawhawk  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 5:57:59am

re: #3 Aligarr

It’s not just the golf clubs; baseball bats too.

But I pray to Jobu. And if he doesn’t listen, then to hell with him. Besides Jesus can’t hit the curveball.

11 Aligarr  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 8:50:17am

I think washing the clothes will do …..exorcism of lice ,cooties etc .

12 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 8:52:38am

I just donated a whole bunch of clothes to a veterans org, they will have to pray away all Teh Juice.


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