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1 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 6:23:52am

Budweiser: like having sex in a canoe.

2 iossarian  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 6:27:57am

re: #1 Vicious Babushka

Budweiser: like having sex in a canoe.

chortle chortle

3 alinuxguru  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 7:32:35am

Budweiser has been watering down beers since 1878. Why is this news?

4 Skip Intro  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 8:47:39am

I’m amazed how much money Budweiser and Coors make from selling carbonated piss.

5 calochortus  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 11:39:59am

re: #1 Vicious Babushka

Budweiser: like having sex in a canoe.

You’ve tried both?

6 Aligarr  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 12:08:59pm

Now this is a scandal .LOL….been drinking Rolling Rock all my life .

THISBUDSFORYOU BWAAAAAAHAHAHA

7 Etaoin Shrdlu  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 4:19:37pm

Fortunately, this only affects people who drink Budweiser.

8 JEA62  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 4:56:53pm

I always thought they were adding a little bit of beer to their water…

9 SteveMcGazi  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 8:51:21pm

I think that’s cruelty to water.

10 hellosnackbar  Wed, Feb 27, 2013 9:36:05pm

I first tasted Budweiser in 1965 and thought it tasted like liquid cotton wool.
34 years later I tasted Harpoon IPA in Boston and declared it the best IPA I had ever drunk!

11 Billy the Weatherman  Thu, Feb 28, 2013 9:04:39am

Shocking news today as it is revealed water is wet!

12 John Vreeland  Thu, Feb 28, 2013 1:05:26pm

I am shocked—shocked—to discover that Budweiser is beer.


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