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1 Skip Intro  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 10:11:22am
Since this is on the History Channel I am pretty sure Jesus will be shown to be an alien half breed whose mother Mary was abducted by aliens and impregnated on a UFO

I’m betting he owns a pawn shop/cycle shop/restoration shop in Vegas.

2 RealityBasedSteve  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 12:05:03pm

Random Customer: Yea, I’ve got this piece of the true cross, got it from my Uncle who had been to Israel, and I’m looking to sell it. I’d like to get about 500 bucks for it, seeing how it’s pretty rare, and I’ve seen them go online for around 800 or so.

Jesus: Well, I hate to tell you this, but this isn’t the true cross. I’ve seen a lot of them over the years, and I can assure you that this is a modern reproduction.

RC: Well, will you give me 100?

Jesus: Sorry man. Really not worth anything.

3 Aligarr  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 12:39:42pm

Wont it be funny when christians find out that Jesus looked more like Yasser Arafat than a white Anglo-Saxon with blue eyes and straight brown hair as commonly portrayed .

4 Skip Intro  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 12:43:33pm

re: #3 Aligarr

Wont it be funny when christians find out that Jesus looked more like Yasser Arafat than a white Anglo-Saxon with blue eyes and straight brown hair as commonly portrayed .

Are you kidding? Not a chance.

Are you ready? Heeeeeeere’s Jesus.
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5 Destro  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 12:47:01pm

re: #3 Aligarr

re: #4 Skip Intro

Wont it be funny when christians find out that Jesus looked more like Yasser Arafat than a white Anglo-Saxon with blue eyes and straight brown hair as commonly portrayed .

You mean American Christians. I am pretty sure Coptic Christians and Palestinian Arab (and Arab Christians in general) kind of figured out Jesus looked like they did more or less.

6 Skip Intro  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 12:48:47pm

It could have been worse, considering that Mark Burnett is the producer.

What do you think of this guy as Jesus?

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7 Skip Intro  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 12:49:47pm

re: #5 Destro

re: #4 Skip Intro

You mean American Christians. I am pretty sure Coptic Christians and Palestinian Arab (and Arab Christians in general) kind of figured out Jesus looked like they did more or less.

Those aren’t real Christians, and every evangelical knows it.

8 Destro  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 12:54:32pm

re: #7 Skip Intro

Of course.

9 majii  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 2:16:55pm

The asses flipping out about this are probably the same asses who flipped out about Black Thor and Black Spiderman. For many of these so-called Christians, embracing real brotherhood is an alien concept.

10 Dr Lizardo  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 4:41:32pm

I nominate this guy as Jesus.

Image: oded_fehr.png

Yep. Oded Fehr.

11 SpaceJesus  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 4:43:05pm

I saw this episode too, and the first thing I thought of was to go see what freep thought of black Samson

12 Skip Intro  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 5:34:51pm

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13 moderatelyradicalliberal  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:06:06pm

Well, it appears that the man playing Jesus looks very Aryan, so there is that.

14 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:09:58pm

re: #10 Dr Lizardo

I nominate this guy as Jesus.

Image: oded_fehr.png

Yep. Oded Fehr.

I’d go with that. He has the right looks for it, and his being an Israeli Jew would flip the Islamists the bird as a bonus.

15 featherrising  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 6:51:51pm

Christian fundamentalism is just so much BS.

16 hambone  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:00:15pm

If Sampson being a black man upset them. Wait till they see Jesus played by a Jew.

17 hambone  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 7:08:12pm

re: #3 Aligarr

Come on that’s a pretty mean. Nobodies looks should be compared to Yasser Arafat’s. you make little Jesus cry, ya big meanie

18 Aligarr  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 8:58:54pm

re: #17 hambone

Oddly enough the ONLY description of Jesus to be found anywhere in the Bible is…. that he wasn’t a looker .

19 2senseplain  Wed, Mar 13, 2013 11:51:23pm

So Sampson is portrayed by a black actor. How would it possibly matter? He could have well have been black. Either way, how could it have an effect on the story? Jews have run the gamut from pale skinned red-heads like King David to black (members of the tribe of Dan plus converts like Tzipporah) from the beginning. We still do. He was a great Judge and leader because of what he did; and his failures also had nothing to do with how he looked.

20 Decatur Deb  Thu, Mar 14, 2013 3:33:21am

Same people who were outraged when Pavarroti sang Otello.

No?

Oh, well.


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