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1 iossarian  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 7:32:22am

vagina vagina vagina

2 Blue Point  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 9:10:22am

In-freaking-sane. They have hangups in sooooooo many levels it’s a miracle they can function. What happens if they touch one? See one? They are anything but normal.

3 Political Atheist  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 9:18:36am

Sure would be nice if we could move a bit past Puritan attitudes. You’d think 400 years would show more progress.

4 Local Media Monitor  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 10:51:45am

The teacher’s working right from the official book. Most likely it passed the conservatives in Texas who get to approve the nation’s school texts. And the parents were warned beforehand (Warning: the v-word!)

5 Skip Intro  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 10:58:07am
What does Mike Callton say when he has to refer to a vagina?

Now that’s a puzzler. What would Mike and his pals call a vagina when they’re out for drinks? I believe that there’s a word that describes both the “thing down there” and the woman, too. That would be my best guess.

6 Kronocide  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 11:17:55am

Upding for the Page title alone.

7 Kronocide  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 11:23:12am

Too bad we can’t combine the word for lady parts, climate change, and teh ghey in one infinitely evil word that would make them cross their eyes, fall to the floor into a fetal position, then suck their thumbs fervently.

8 Dancing along the light of day  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 11:44:34am

Giggles! Lets use the euphemism va jay jay instead?

9 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 11:45:38am

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they’re called…

Vagina!
Vagiiiiiiiiina!

They call
That thing
Vaginaaaaaaa!

10 Political Atheist  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 1:30:50pm

re: #8 Dancing along the light of day

That long running play was the “Lady Parts Monologues” right?
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11 Jimmah  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 2:14:58pm

re: #10 Political Atheist

That long running play was the “Lady Parts Monologues” right?
///

That sort of language was considered a bit strong for the UK, where it went by the title “The Snatch Soliloquies”

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12 Locker  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 2:52:17pm

Just sub Vagina for Fuck.

Eric: What’s the big deal it doesn’t hurt anybody? Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
Mr Garrison: How would you like to see the school counselor?
Eric: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr Garrison: What did you say?!
Eric: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. What I said was…

How Would You Like.. To Suck My BALLS.. Mr. Garrison (via megaphone)

13 subterraneanhomesickalien  Thu, Mar 28, 2013 9:48:35pm

You are a pussy if you can’t handle a little thing like vagina.

14 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Mar 31, 2013 6:20:48am

re: #9 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they’re called…

Vagina!
Vagiiiiiiiiina!

They call
That thing
Vaginaaaaaaa!

Have DERP, will travel.

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