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1 JeffFX  Tue, Apr 9, 2013 4:02:14pm

>A witness told WJHL-TV that Blakely was masturbating out of his open car >window while speeding down the highway at 90 miles per hour.

The witness might be cracked. You’d have to be pretty athletic to be able to get your junk as high as the window while operating a gas pedal and steering.

Ralph Wiggum: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!

2 MichaelJ  Tue, Apr 9, 2013 4:27:32pm

More info here. I would imagine that if he is a suspect in 26 incidents, he may actually have the necessary athleticism required to perform this task. After all, he is 30 and drives a big truck.

3 HappyWarrior  Tue, Apr 9, 2013 4:58:25pm

Couldn’t he have waited until he got home?

4 Aligarr  Tue, Apr 9, 2013 4:59:35pm

Tennessee ? Say no more .

5 Haywood Jabloeme  Tue, Apr 9, 2013 6:47:05pm

Ahh, there is nothing like the feeling of a 90 MPH wind on your balls to do it for you. Ya’ know.


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