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1 Skip Intro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 9:53:40am

The takeover of the Republican Party by far right ideologues is now complete.

2 HappyWarrior  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 10:40:52am

Yeah got to love the GOP focus on individual rights. If you don’t tell your students that sex is evil, then get fined 5000 bucks.

3 BLUE POINT SAVORY  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 11:01:29am

Arm the teachers but don’t talk about sex. “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” It’s a gun. “Good. I’d hate to report you to the Thought Police.” Hide! It’s THE BRAIN PATROL! The GOP is like a Limbo Party. How LOWWWWWW can you GOOOOOOOOOOOO?

4 Haywood Jabloeme  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 12:07:49pm

Ohio, as if they don’t have enough to worry about!

5 EiMitch  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 12:35:34pm

All the available evidence says that pushing “abstinence only” and keeping kids otherwise ignorant about sex doesn’t work.

But so what? The GOP doesn’t care about evidence nor logic.

re: #2 HappyWarrior

Yeah got to love the GOP focus on individual rights. If you don’t tell your students that sex is evil, then get fined 5000 bucks.

To paraphrase Jon Stewart: Conservatives don’t believe in “freedom for” just “freedom from.” Specifically, they want free from liberals. Beyond that, “freedom” doesn’t mean s*** to them.

6 sagehen  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 1:02:54pm

So if a student asks her health teacher how to be sure she won’t get HIV when she has sex with her boyfriend next weekend, the teacher must respond “I’m sorry, I’m forbidden by law to tell you. Best of luck.”

7 Skip Intro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 1:42:00pm

re: #6 sagehen

So if a student asks her health teacher how to be sure she won’t get HIV when she has sex with her boyfriend next weekend, the teacher must respond “I’m sorry, I’m forbidden by law to tell you. Best of luck.”

That’s right. It’s just the same as the anti-abortion laws that prohibit a doctor from telling you if your child is going to be born with a debilitating disease or birth defect. You have no right to know, and if anyone tells you they’re going to be in a shitload of trouble.

Small government Republican policy at its finest.


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