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1 Skip Intro  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 7:18:53pm

How about a sampling of comments from the article? They’re usually almost as good as Pierce.

Barry Friedman · Top Commenter · University of Tulsa
“Venal equivocations?” said the Patriots, “Fuck! We haven’t finished looking up “Saul Alinsky”and “sequestration” yet and we now have to look up a word between ‘vagina’ and ‘venison.’ At least Reagan talked plain. When he said ‘Tear down this wall’ and ‘Mommy’ we knew what he was talking about.”

Bill Denaro · Top Commenter
ok that was good

Jex Ter · Top Commenter
I think she just misspelled venereal.

Kent Anderson · Top Commenter
You forgot “Well, I’ll just leave it up to Nancy.” You’re slipping, Friedman of the Plains.

Brian Krolak · Rochester, Minnesota
Looks like someone found a thesaurus, which she previously thought was an animal that Jesus hung out with.

Casey Laughman · Top Commenter
It’s a very erudite dinosaur, but it just never listens. Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex.

(Yes, this entire post was just to make that gag.)

Brett Freeman · Top Commenter
Jesus, just as I wondered who would write such shit for her, and why, my brain conjured up an image of a shirtless George Will in a room lit only by a computer monitor, with both hands jammed enthusiastically and restlessly into his trouser pockets while onscreen via Skype, Sarah shows him the lacy frill of one of the bras she got at Nordstrom’s and neither returned nor donated after the campaign.
Question answered. Psyche scarred.
(Also, she wasn’t wearing the bra, just holding it. And you thought George had no imagination…)


Glenn Hendricks · Top Commenter · Silverthorne, Colorado
Gee, thanks for that mental image. You’ll be hearing from my therapist.

Casey Laughman · Top Commenter
“Just because a couple people on the Supreme Court declare something to be ‘constitutional’ does not make it so.” — Rand Paul’s response to the Supreme Court’s Obamacare ruling.

New rule: If you are going to refer to someone as “upholding the Constitution,” both you and that person have to have actually read the damn thing.

2 freetoken  Thu, Apr 18, 2013 8:54:18pm

re: #1 Skip Intro

Jex Ter · Top Commenter
I think she just misspelled venereal.

Heh, that’s the first thing that came to my mind… Sarah really meant to say “venereal enigmas” .

3 Aligarr  Fri, Apr 19, 2013 3:26:57am

I thought I saw a venereal enigma the other day ……..they’re small and they’re fast .


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