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1 Bulworth  Wed, Apr 24, 2013 7:20:27am

Are there no dark, deep, sooty mines these kids can be sent down into? //

2 aagcobb  Wed, Apr 24, 2013 8:02:32am

re: #1 Bulworth

Are there no dark, deep, sooty mines these kids can be sent down into? //

Plenty of those in West Virginia; clearly these children’s constitutional right to enter into a contract is violated by child labor laws preventing them from mining coal./

3 stabby  Wed, Apr 24, 2013 8:14:56am

If they miss a lunch or they miss a meal they might not, in that class that afternoon, learn to add, they may not learn to diagram a sentence, but they’ll learn a more important lesson.

And that lesson is that Republicans suck up to the rich so hard that they never miss an opportunity to humiliate a poor person, even if that person is a young child being singled out in front of his or her whole school.

4 HappyWarrior  Wed, Apr 24, 2013 8:23:25am

Next we’ll have some Republican idiot suggest that the workhouses in the Victorian Era were just misunderstood.

5 Romantic Heretic  Wed, Apr 24, 2013 8:35:21am

Furthermore, we’ll legislate that the kids will like it! Whippings will continue until morale improves.

6 sizzzzlerz  Wed, Apr 24, 2013 9:28:57am

Psssst, republicans: Oliver Twist is a fictional novel depicting life in the 19th century England. It isn’t a guidebook on how to run your shit-stain of a state.

7 BLUE POINT 09  Wed, Apr 24, 2013 10:42:25am

“If they miss a lunch or they miss a meal they might not, in that class that afternoon, learn to add, they may not learn to diagram a sentence, but they’ll learn a more important lesson.”
Yeah. That you and your kind are a pack of fucking hyenas.

8 Joanne  Wed, Apr 24, 2013 10:45:16am

“Pro life”, anti child.

Asshole.

9 Vicious Babushka  Wed, Apr 24, 2013 10:45:18am

re: #6 sizzzzlerz

Psssst, republicans: Oliver Twist is a fictional novel depicting life in the 19th century England. It isn’t a guidebook on how to run your shit-stain of a state.

Ebenezer Scrooge: John Galt, but written by a LIBRUL!

10 majii  Wed, Apr 24, 2013 2:16:21pm

“If they miss a lunch or they miss a meal they might not, in that class that afternoon, learn to add, they may not learn to diagram a sentence, but they’ll learn a more important lesson.”

Yep, and then republican politicians will turn around and blame teachers for students’ failing to make adequate yearly progress and write bills that propose cutting food assistance amounts for the families of students whose parents receive it.

11 Eclectic Cyborg  Wed, Apr 24, 2013 2:32:33pm

Isn’t this essentially the same idea Newt Gingrich had?


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