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1 Amory Blaine  Mon, May 13, 2013 11:31:20am

Poor lil’ guys. Slowly dying in a drying up pool on some gym sock. OUTRAGE!!!!!

2 Charles Johnson  Mon, May 13, 2013 11:32:32am

Uh, what’s all that stuff at the end of your quote?

3 FemNaziBitch  Mon, May 13, 2013 11:33:12am

re: #2 Charles Johnson

Uh, what’s all that stuff at the end of your quote?

PIMF!

4 Decatur Deb  Mon, May 13, 2013 12:24:06pm

Leave it to Wilmington to go off half cocked.

5 Citizen Bob  Mon, May 13, 2013 12:52:03pm

“…and the late victims bringing suit in this case, Jack Does 1 - 6,000,000…”

oh nevermind

6 JABaker  Mon, May 13, 2013 1:23:13pm

Why should sperm people be discriminated against? They may not have exactly the same number of chromosomes as the rest of us but they clearly have human DNA! And that’s what makes them human, right?

7 JEA62  Mon, May 13, 2013 4:03:58pm

All masturbators will be prosecuted for murder…

8 BongCrodny  Mon, May 13, 2013 6:51:04pm

re: #7 JEA62

All masturbators will be prosecuted for murder…

Yeah, I killed a couple hundred million people this morning.

Stalin, Hitler and Mao were all pikers compared to me.

I plan to surrender to the Wilmington City Council at my earliest convenience.


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