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1 stabby  Sat, May 25, 2013 2:36:35pm

Someone should ask him what he thinks of masturbation.

2 calochortus  Sat, May 25, 2013 2:57:12pm

I’m not a big fan of the color orange, but I don’t try to ban it…

Not to mention that when he can get pregnant I might have some vague interest in his views on contraception.

3 sauceruney  Sat, May 25, 2013 3:06:27pm

I’m not a big fan of people who were born with brains and choose not to use them because they believe eating from the tree of knowledge is a sin.

4 nines09  Sat, May 25, 2013 3:15:08pm

Frankly, Bob, who gives a fuck what you think?

5 Skip Intro  Sat, May 25, 2013 3:29:41pm

re: #1 stabby

Someone should ask him what he thinks of masturbation.

Sperm murder.

6 Decatur Deb  Sat, May 25, 2013 3:33:52pm

The surname component ‘Fitz’ is often taken as a sign of bastardy. Jus’ say’n.

7 Skip Intro  Sat, May 25, 2013 3:41:14pm

re: #2 calochortus

Not to mention that when he can get pregnant I might have some vague interest in his views on contraception.

Getting pregnant is good. It’s in the bible. Even with seven billion people on the planet, the Law still requires that we all be fruitful and multiply.

8 Lidane  Sat, May 25, 2013 4:15:40pm

re: #2 calochortus

Not to mention that when he can get pregnant I might have some vague interest in his views on contraception.

Yeah, this.

9 calochortus  Sat, May 25, 2013 4:31:19pm

re: #7 Skip Intro

Getting pregnant is good. It’s in the bible. Even with seven billion people on the planet, the Law still requires that we all be fruitful and multiply.

Too bad the Law didn’t set a goal. We reach it, we can check that multiplication stuff off the list.

10 HappyWarrior  Sat, May 25, 2013 4:51:12pm

Guy sounds like a real piece of work. yet another gem of the Virginia GOP. And people wonder why I’m skeptical of “rebranding.”

11 moderatelyradicalliberal  Sat, May 25, 2013 5:12:32pm

FitzSimmonds, you ignorant slut.

12 bratwurst  Sat, May 25, 2013 7:58:35pm

Santorum/FitzSimmonds 2016!

13 wheat-dogghazi  Sat, May 25, 2013 8:22:59pm
But we’re on the track for 50 percent of the American people to have Herpes by the time these kids are my age.

How would that work, exactly? That would suggest everyone, from infancy to old age, had been sexually active with at least one herpes carrier. That would indeed be a major social problem.

HIV is kind of hard to catch.

Uh, right. So, I guess we shouldn’t mention it at all in sex ed class.

Abortion happens if you get pregnant.

I suppose he means, if you’re not pregnant, you can skip having an abortion.

Seriously, does anyone in the GOP have the slightest notion about sex, other than how to do it with someone besides their wives?

14 palomino  Sat, May 25, 2013 9:46:08pm

This is the other Virginia, the one reactionaries like George Allen call the “real Virginia.” This part of the state might as well be Alabama.

15 cinesimon  Sun, May 26, 2013 6:15:50pm

STDs are a real problem. Therefore, we must ban condoms!
He is the epitome of today’s republican.


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