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1 freetoken  Thu, Jun 6, 2013 6:39:50pm

Why is he still in the news?

2 freetoken  Thu, Jun 6, 2013 6:40:15pm

Mitt Romney - the hangover that won’t go away.

3 HappyWarrior  Thu, Jun 6, 2013 8:14:38pm

What a sad bitter man. Maybe if you acted like a statesman rather than a hack when it came to emergency relief Mitt but no you can’t do that. You just act like the whiny little ass you are.

4 nines09  Thu, Jun 6, 2013 8:24:30pm

In other news, Mitt Romney claimed that his affluent upbringing and lack of worry or concern about money hurt him in areas he couldn’t quite articulate. “I never understood why people just didn’t do what they wanted too. Go to college. Start a small business. Open a shop. Just borrow the money from your family. Seems simple to me. What is wrong with America?”
I hope that somewhere, somehow, Mitt gets punched in the throat at least once. Real good clean shot. To his knees and grabs for air until he can finally breathe. Jerkoff.

5 EPR-radar  Thu, Jun 6, 2013 8:58:55pm

Romney lost because he was and is a giant douchebag. As I recall, when he personally campaigned in states in the general election, his poll numbers in that state had a marked tendency to go down a bit afterword.

6 andres  Thu, Jun 6, 2013 9:06:43pm

Personal responsibility: How does it work?

It’s been nearly 6 months since his lost, and he still can’t get over this? Was this a serious journalistic news instead of a satirical piece?

7 nines09  Thu, Jun 6, 2013 10:06:58pm

re: #5 EPR-radar

One empty suit plus one vapid wife and no forbearing or actual life outside the Empty Bubble of Mittatude. Twit and tweetledee. Go away and count your money and ruin a few more thousand lives as you smoke a town or two along the way to your bright shining house on the hill overlooking those you least understand and are learning to hate. Damn hurricane. Damn recording. Damn. Damn. “Mommy. Daddy needs a warm milk.”

8 sagehen  Thu, Jun 6, 2013 10:39:29pm

Romeny’s problem is that he didn’t base his campaign on actual policy, his strategy was *entirely* constructed around voter suppression.

When Pennsylvania, Ohio and Florida were stymied in those efforts, and the gosh-darn blah people were allowed to participate in the election… he’d have got away with it, too, if it weren’t for those meddling judges.

9 Tigger2  Fri, Jun 7, 2013 1:11:08am

No Mitt, you lost because the majority of the American voters didn’t like or trust you.

10 EiMitch  Fri, Jun 7, 2013 2:45:00am

The IRS and hurricane Sandy aren’t the main reasons he lost. They’re not even 47% of why he lost.

11 Bulworth  Fri, Jun 7, 2013 3:28:44am

Is it possible that Mitt is even worse of an ex-candidate than he was a candidate?

12 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 7, 2013 4:40:39am

YOU PEOPLE STOP IT. THIS IS HARD.

13 Major Tom  Fri, Jun 7, 2013 6:20:44am

re: #8 sagehen

That and the very public explanation that they were actually hoping the economic data would continue to get worse and thereby benefit his campaign. In other words, he was blatantly routing for more pain and suffering.

14 Vicious Babushka  Fri, Jun 7, 2013 11:02:44am


Yes, that pesky hurricane. Sure it caused like one quadzillion ameros of damages and wrecked entire neighborhoods, but the real victim here is Mitt Romney. The superstorm drowned his dreams, you guys! Superstorm was bad for kittens and children and people, but mostly for Mittens. If not for the hurricane, everyone would have seen Bamz for what he really is - a Kenyan socialist blah man who had no right to something that Mitt Romney wanted real bad. The sheer wrongness, the utter NOT FAIR of it, must hurt Romney’s cyborg brain so much that he’s forced to flail around to find some reason that he lost, because certainly he is not the reason he lost, nosiree.

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