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1 freetoken  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 5:49:46pm
… all I can say is I’ve got 50 bucks that says he cries during the announcement.

Extra salty tears at that.

Glenn is fast to cash in on the -LEAK! fad that has swept America.

2 Skip Intro  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 5:55:56pm
Within 24 Hours, Glenn Beck Will Break News That Will Rock the Nation and Take Down The Entire Power Structure

So I should go out and buy candles and batteries tonight?

3 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 5:57:36pm

re: #2 Skip Intro

So I should go out and buy candles and batteries tonight?

If it’s a freakazoid rock concert, earplugs might be better.

4 Tigger2  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 6:04:03pm

What, again, he has done this before.

5 RealityBasedSteve  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 6:10:23pm

re: #2 Skip Intro

So I should go out and buy candles and batteries tonight?

And don’t forget Milk and Eggs. And Toilet Paper too, you can never be too careful.

RBS

6 Major Tom  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 6:15:48pm

He loses his voice and wishes he could be less divisive, then voices his plug for a future revelation that “we will be greatly divided in the next 10 days.” by his shocking information.

7 alinuxguru  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 6:18:08pm

Again? Are you sure you are not just watching old reruns of his show?

8 DO WINGNUT WORDS SHOW THEY EVOLVED BRAINS?11!!  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 7:21:22pm
9 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 7:43:20pm

re: #5 RealityBasedSteve

And don’t forget Milk and Eggs. And Toilet Paper too, you can never be too careful.

RBS

The milk is to drink. The toilet paper and eggs should be applied to the house of anyone dumb enough to fall for Beck’s bilge.

10 Skip Intro  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 8:10:08pm
But this whistleblower is refusing to come forward until he can appear on television in front of Congress out of fear that he will otherwise be killed.

So what time tomorrow will this whistleblower be appearing in front of Congress?

I assume the Crazy One means (s)he’ll be speaking before the Congress, not just standing in front of the building doing an iPhone video for Beck.

11 BigPapa  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 8:47:11pm

Beck is like a Mr Crazy Muppet:

’..pretty much the whole power structure.
..pretty much the whole power structure.
..pretty much the whole power structure.
p p preeety..pretty much the whole power structure. ‘

12 Joanne  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 9:13:21pm

Oh, someone found the Whitey Tape (TM)?

13 bratwurst  Wed, Jun 12, 2013 10:10:21pm

Didn’t he claim to have paralyzed vocal cords just last week?


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