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1 Skip Intro  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 2:31:16pm

I don’t know if these asshats are serious or not. Sounds like a bunch of Limbots got drunk and came up with a website. They do list ammo for sale, though.

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PEACE THROUGH PORK!

In the fall of 2010, patriots from Idaho County, Idaho sat around a campfire enjoying an adult beverage. The discussion turned to concern and disgust that a mosque was being built at ground zero. Everyone in attendance agreed that freedom of religion is paramount for all peoples of Earth but this showed poor taste and had a sense of “rubbing our noses” into 9/11 tragedy. The discussion turned toward possible solutions to stop such a great insult.

History of dealings with radical Islam from the days of Jefferson and the Barbary Pirates to actions of Gen. John J. “Black Jack” Pershing in the early 1900’s in the Philippines gave clarity to a modern day market solution-Jihawg Ammo. Our preference is peace first but if a fight is to be had we are determined and resolved to win. Thus came the beginning of the truest form of defensive ammunition ever created in history.

A natural deterrent that prevents violence just by owning it but will strike fear into the hearts of those bent upon hate, violence and murder. Jihawg Ammo is certified “Haraam” or unclean. According to the belief system of the radical Islamist becoming “unclean” during Jihad will prevent their attaining entrance into heaven. Jihawg Ammo is a natural deterrent to radical and suicidal acts of violence.

Our Porcine Coating (Pattern Pending) is infused with the highest quality pork product made right here in America. Jihawg Ammo is produced in the great state of Idaho.

We at Jihawg Ammo hope you will stock up on Jihawg as a natural deterrent to the ever growing threat of radical Islam and Sharia Law. We, however, stress that the nullifying principle of our product is only effective if you are attacked by an Islamist in Jihad. Otherwise, our ammo functions just like any other ammunition so we obviously insist upon defensive use of our ammo only-not offensive.

2 Romantic Heretic  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 3:00:33pm

I don’t think that Allah would be that cruel to His followers. He understand the difference between intent and accident.

On the other hand, He’s not likely to be kind to the people who thought this idea up.

3 SidewaysQuark  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 3:30:33pm

re: #2 Romantic Heretic

I don’t think that Allah would be that cruel to His followers. He understand the difference between intent and accident.

On the other hand, He’s not likely to be kind to the people who thought this idea up.

You’re right that the Qur’an says Allah forgives the act of eating or being contaminated by pork if it is accidental. But don’t worry, the Qur’an contains plenty of cruelty from Allah elsewhere.

4 Romantic Heretic  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 3:59:47pm

re: #3 SidewaysQuark

So does every supposed holy text.

5 Dark_Falcon  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 4:33:05pm

re: #2 Romantic Heretic

I don’t think that Allah would be that cruel to His followers. He understand the difference between intent and accident.

On the other hand, He’s not likely to be kind to the people who thought this idea up.

No, He isn’t. The goons selling this ammo are buying their tickets for the Express Train to Hell. And so is anyone buying it.

6 Ace-o-aces  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 4:36:02pm

And hey, If they can’t find enough Islamaphobes to buy the stuff, they can always repackage it for anti-semites to use against the Z.O.G.

7 Political Atheist  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 5:36:58pm

Nothing good comes of this kind of hate. They hurt themselves more than anything.

8 Decatur Deb  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 5:39:49pm

re: #7 Political Atheist

Nothing good comes of this kind of hate. They hurt themselves more than anything.

Fukn’ tragic, that..

9 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 5:48:49pm

It doesn’t work that way, ammo peddlers. This will not deter or frighten terrorists in the least. What it will do is enrage many Muslims and push any who might be inclined to violence right over the edge.

Btw, I had never heard of Dalton Gardens Idaho (pop. 2335) before today. It is way up in the panhandle, almost to Canada. Seems a nice enough place though. Being from the south, I probably would not like the winters. The population is 96.8% white and .02% African American, meaning that there are 4 black people in the town.

10 ThomasLite  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 6:37:12pm

Well at least the name is new; I’m sure I’ve seen this particular pathetic little concept back in at least ‘06 or so already.
…What does that matter? Well at the very least it proves this isn’t even an original thought.

11 Jayleia  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 6:51:16pm

The other problem with ammo like this…is I would probably end up licking the ammo.

12 majii  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 7:26:54pm

This is just another RW money making scheme tied to RWers love of solving all problems using guns.

13 calochortus  Sat, Jun 22, 2013 7:43:09pm
We at Jihawg Ammo hope you will stock up on Jihawg as a natural deterrent to the ever growing threat of radical Islam and Sharia Law. We, however, stress that the nullifying principle of our product is only effective if you are attacked by an Islamist in Jihad. Otherwise, our ammo functions just like any other ammunition so we obviously insist upon defensive use of our ammo only-not offensive.

The bottom line is fattening their bottom line.
For the other “benefits” you would have to actually believe that consuming pork is going to keep the guy you shoot out of paradise-a belief held by few Christians. I think they are trying to play off the Sepoy mutiny in India, and have failed to do so successfully.

14 CuriousLurker  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 12:29:03am

Good grief, these people are ignorant.

From the article:

However, Shannon Dunn, assistant professor of religious studies at Gonzaga University, said South Fork’s concept is based on an inaccurate understanding of the Quran.

She’s correct. It’s forbidden for us to consume pork, and even then there’s an exception if you’re starving (because it’s more important to preserve life).

I don’t waste energy getting angry over crap like this. If anything, I just point at the abject ignorance and LOL at how pathetic so many of the haters are.

15 CuriousLurker  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 1:55:19am

re: #12 majii

This is just another RW money making scheme tied to RWers love of solving all problems using guns.

re: #13 calochortus

The bottom line is fattening their bottom line.
For the other “benefits” you would have to actually believe that consuming pork is going to keep the guy you shoot out of paradise-a belief held by few Christians. I think they are trying to play off the Sepoy mutiny in India, and have failed to do so successfully.

I wouldn’t be a bit surprised to find out this is just some asshole(s) trying to capitalize on hatred & ignorance, especially since they’re right smack dab in the middle of white supremacist territory. FWIW, Dalton Gardens is adjacent to Coeur d’Alene on the northeast, and the street at the address Jihawg lists on its contact page is one of the borders between them.

I see their domain is privately registered (brave patriots!), but if you poke around in Google & Bing there’s quite a bit of info on the address which, oddly enough, shows up as being a strip mall both in Dalton Gardens and Coeur d’Alene.

Ugh, enough already—not gonna waste any more time on these creeps.

16 stabby  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 2:14:45am

This can’t be legal.

If someone sold jew-killer bullets or n*****-killer bullets it would be considered incitement.

17 BongCrodny  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 3:07:58am

It’s been many years since I’ve considered myself religious, but my interpretation of Christianity was always that if you were a non-believer, you went to hell anyway.

So by saying that this special voodoo horseshit mystical pork talisman is needed to send Muslims to hell, aren’t these guys basically admitting that it’s not the Christian God but rather Allah “up there”?

Idaho. The Texas of the North.

18 Dark_Falcon  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 6:09:30am

re: #13 calochortus

The bottom line is fattening their bottom line.
For the other “benefits” you would have to actually believe that consuming pork is going to keep the guy you shoot out of paradise-a belief held by few Christians. I think they are trying to play off the Sepoy mutiny in India, and have failed to do so successfully.

What will be interesting will be if a Muslim is ever shot with this shit. If that happens and it becomes known this ammo was used, then South Fork Industries is going to get sued and the shooter is going to find himself/herself facing a hate crime enhancement to whatever charges stem from the shooting.

The other thing that will happen is that Islamic Radicals will use this ammo’s existence, and any shootings done with it, to as evidence America is ‘at war with Islam’. Far from deterring Jihad, these rounds are likely to encourage it.

Anyone participating in the making or selling of this ammo, and anyone buying it, is not only an evildoer but a shortsighted fool as well.

19 SidewaysQuark  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 8:19:11am

re: #4 Romantic Heretic

So does every supposed holy text.

Of course.

20 SidewaysQuark  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 8:22:57am

re: #14 CuriousLurker

She’s correct. It’s forbidden for us to consume pork, and even then there’s an exception if you’re starving (because it’s more important to preserve life).

It’s actually not forbidden for anyone to consume pork. Some people make-believe it is it forbidden based on outdated mythologies, but it’s not forbidden for anyone. That is the Good News™!

21 SanFranciscoZionist  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 12:51:22pm

I’m always intrigued when this bit of ass-hattery comes up—and it has before—that its proponents don’t seem to think of it as psychological warfare so much as magic. They seem to think it will work.

22 HappyWarrior  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 1:57:56pm

How many Muslims are there in Idaho anyhow? Like 5? Seriously. The people most paranoid about Islam and Muslims I’ve observed are people who likely have never met any and whose only real contact with Muslims and Islam is what they see and hear on TV. Fucking bigoted fuckers.

23 steve_davis  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 2:07:21pm

re: #22 HappyWarrior

How many Muslims are there in Idaho anyhow? Like 5?

Apparently the Jihawg has been successful!

24 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 3:53:23pm

It’s hard to wrap your mind around the supposed logic of this product: These morons actually believe that Muslims are afraid even the slightest unintentional contact with pork will send them to hell.
This kind of story is common in urban legendry, “look how crazy this group is (compared to us),” but I can’t remember the exact terminology for it.

25 ProTARDISLiberal  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 7:41:10pm

re: #21 SanFranciscoZionist

Remember the Puckle Gun? Essentially, we have a subset of our population stuck in Pre-Revolutionary times.

26 hellosnackbar  Sun, Jun 23, 2013 10:17:41pm

The nauseating aspect of this ,is that it’s an encouragement to murder Muslims!
Totally moronic!


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